Tuesday, May 19, 2020

The "Price Is Right" Raises Money For Planned Parenthood

                The left politicizes everything. Sports, weddings, funerals, you name it. Even, apparently, game shows. Recently, The Price Is Right raised over $97,000 for Planned Parenthood. In the midst of a pandemic. Let’s help cause more deaths! Yay, charity! It’s not as if the organization needs the money. Speaking of charity, Planned Parenthood’s local affiliates have received an average of $543 million in government grants and reimbursements every year since 2010, courtesy of taxpayers, whether those taxpayers are opposed to abortion or not. 
                But, what the hell, I can’t wait to see what’s next. Surely it’s only a matter of time until we see Xi Jinping on Deal or No Deal trying to earn a million bucks for the Chinese Communist Party (CCP). NAMBLA members will compete for cash on Family Feud. Let’s Make A Deal will invite the Muslim Brotherhood on in hopes of it winning fabulous prizes. Antifa will compete on Jeopardy: “We’ll take ‘violent, preposterously named thug groups’ for $300, Alex.” Who wouldn’t tune in to watch the Southern Poverty Law Center have a go at the Wheel of Fortune? How long until Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez appears on Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader in hopes of snagging a million dollars for the Democratic-Socialists?
    On second thought, even that dimwitted group may realize that AOC is not, in fact, smarter than a fifth grader, and probably can’t even spell her own hip three-letter moniker, if spotted the ‘A’ and the ‘O.’ Sí?

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