The left politicizes everything. Sports, weddings, funerals, you name it. Even, apparently, game shows. Recently, The Price Is Right raised over $97,000 for Planned Parenthood. In the midst of a pandemic. Let’s help cause more deaths! Yay, charity! It’s not as if the organization needs the money. Speaking of charity, Planned Parenthood’s local affiliates have received an average of $543 million in government grants and reimbursements every year since 2010, courtesy of taxpayers, whether those taxpayers are opposed to abortion or not.
But, what the hell, I can’t wait to see what’s next. Surely it’s only a matter of time until we see Xi Jinping on Deal or No Deal trying to earn a million bucks for the Chinese Communist Party (CCP). NAMBLA members will compete for cash on Family Feud. Let’s Make A Deal will invite the Muslim Brotherhood on in hopes of it winning fabulous prizes. Antifa will compete on Jeopardy: “We’ll take ‘violent, preposterously named thug groups’ for $300, Alex.” Who wouldn’t tune in to watch the Southern Poverty Law Center have a go at the Wheel of Fortune? How long until Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez appears on Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader in hopes of snagging a million dollars for the Democratic-Socialists?
On second thought, even that dimwitted group may realize that AOC is not, in fact, smarter than a fifth grader, and probably can’t even spell her own hip three-letter moniker, if spotted the ‘A’ and the ‘O.’ Sí?