President Trump Faults The WHO

                President Donald J. Trump recently stated that he was looking into placing “a very powerful hold” on U.S. funding of the WHO, insisting that the group “called it wrong” in its response to the COVID-19 pandemic. Trump slammed the WHO for opposing his travel ban to China earlier in the outbreak and hinted that the U.S. is not getting much, if anything, from its substantial investment in the group. He said the WHO have “been wrong about a lot of things,” and added that he believes the group is “very China-centric.”

                At a recent press conference, when asked about America’s funding of the WHO, Trump said if he were them, “I’d call that a bargain, the best I ever had.” The president was also asked how the United States was roped into providing such a high level of funding to the group. He replied, “I can see for miles and miles” as you know, but “I Can’t Explain” this. He added, “I Don’t Even Know Myself.” Trump went on to state that, if we “Join Together,” we’ll all be okay.

                When a reporter asked about the coronavirus’ affects on people of different age groups, the president responded, “Dr. Fauci and Dr. Birx, the ‘Eminence Front’ as I call them, tell me ‘The Kids Are Alright,’ but that ‘My Generation’ is at risk. I am ‘The Seeker,’ and even though there is no ‘Magic Bus’ to take us from the depths of this pandemic to the promised land of health and prosperity again, we are not going to roll over. ‘We’re Not Gonna Take It,’ that I can promise you.”

                Another reporter asked if Trump blamed China for the virus and pandemic, to which the president responded: “Who are you…who, who, who, who? Who the f**k are you?” He then added, “You Better, You Bet!”

                Trump wrapped up his press conference by stating of China and the WHO, “There’s one thing I can promise you: we ‘Won’t Get Fooled Again!’”

                Neither Roger Daltrey nor Pete Townshend were available for comment.