Failed Democratic presidential candidate Mike Bloomberg
threw in the towel recently and quit the race, after being thoroughly
embarrassed on Super Tuesday. However, this did not keep the diminutive
billionaire from boldly claiming to supporters in his farewell speech, “This
really is the best, most creative, most hardworking campaign team ever
assembled. And I have to say, there is no doubt in my mind we
would’ve beaten Donald Trump in November.” For good measure Bloomberg
added, “And you know who else knows that? Donald Trump. He’s been scared stiff
of us and for good reason.” Yes, it stands to reason that the candidate that
got whupped by Pocahontas, the mayor of South Bend, Indiana, an aging
Communist-- and a serial groper that often does not know what state he is
in—would have no trouble defeating the incumbent President of the United States
during an economic boom. I mean, the man spent over $500 million on his
campaign, only to win one primary or caucus, American Samoa’s. Given
that there were only 200,110 citizens residing in that territory at the latest
official count, Mini-Mike spent $2,498.63 per man, woman and child to take that
electoral prize. Probably closer to $10,000 per vote.
Oddly
enough, the serial groper that often does not know what state he is in, Joe
Biden, also believes Trump is terrified of him. In a recent interview,
Quid Pro Joe told NBC: “I think the one thing the president doesn’t want to do
from the very beginning is face me, because I will beat him. Period. Period. He
has done everything in his power—he’s even risked
his presidency because he doesn’t want to face me.” He then posed what he
termed a rhetorical question: “Have you ever ever seen a sitting president
get so involved in a Democratic primary and focus so much attention on not
wanting a single person, me, to be the nominee?" Someone’s a little full
of himself, despite the fact that a week ago many thought he was dead in
the water, a victim of his own prodigious gaffes. I highly doubt Trump is
shaking in his boots—or whatever footwear happens to be adorning his feet at
the moment—at the thought of debating Uncle Joe.
We already knew
that Democrats live in a fantasy world. Apparently, they have delusions of
adequacy, too.
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