Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH) asked House Intelligence Committee
(oxymoron alert!) Chairman Adam Schiff when Republicans might have the
opportunity to question “the whistle-blower” behind the Democrats’ latest
attempt at a coup d’état. Incredibly, Rep. Schiff (D-CA), the impeachment
farce’s judge, jury and executioner extraordinaire, replied that he doesn’t
even know who the whistle-blower is and couldn’t pick him (or her) out in a
crowd of two.
This is surpassingly strange since
Schiff’s aide actually met with the whistle-blower/hearsay-monger and was
the person who recommended that he (or she) file a complaint with the office of
the Inspector General of the Intelligence Committee (ICIG). Moreover, the
whistle-blower proceeded to write a letter to Schiff that contained an
attachment which was very likely the complaint with his (or her) signature on
it attesting to the veracity of his (or her) claim.
Schiff went so far as to suggest
that the Trump administration was trying to withhold the complaint from
Congress, despite the fact that his own staff knew about said complaint before
anyone else and had prompted it to be filed in the first place. Given that
there are people living in huts and wickiups in the remotest parts of the
Amazon rain-forest that know the whistle-blower’s likely identity, even the Washington
Post gave Schiff’s claim four Pinocchios. (The whistle-blower, thought by
roughly 82% of people living or working in the District of Columbia to be Eric
Cia***ella, does not even claim to have heard the president firsthand
or have direct knowledge of the call. Might’ve dreamt about it or heard it
through the grapevine).
When queried, Rep. Schiff also
claimed he doesn’t know the identity of President Lincoln’s assassin, hadn’t
heard about the Lindbergh baby, was shocked when recently informed that we gave
back the Panama Canal and “saddened” when Rep. Jordan (R-OH) informed him that
M*A*S*H went off the air in 1983. Schiff also expressed amazement—and
skepticism—when Rep. Devin Nunes (R-CA) mentioned Apollo 11. Schiff exclaimed:
“We landed on the moon?! In 1969?! Get out!! No way!”
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