September 20, 2019
New Services
(Washington, D.C.)— Just over 48-hours ago President trump
announced he had fired National Security Adviser John Bolton. Shortly
thereafter, he said he would replace Bolton with Robert C. O’Brien, a lawyer
who is a partner in a Los Angeles-based boutique law firm.
Then, earlier this morning-- in a
stunning turn of events that had this town buzzing-- Trump announced that he
had created a new cabinet position and was hiring Marianne Williamson to be his
“Secretary of Peace.” Williamson said she happily gave up on her quest to be
the 2020 Democratic presidential nominee to accept the new post, noting she was
“ready and willing to start hoping, dreaming and willing the world to be a
better place.”
Some pundits asserted that trump
only made the hire to prevent Williamson from possibly becoming his opponent in
the 2020 general election, prompting Trump to tweet: “I hired Ms. Williamson
because of what she can do for our great country. The idea that I did it so we
don’t face each other down the line is FAKE NEWS! She didn’t have a prayer
anyway, with Pocahontas and that broad from Minnesota…crow-boo-char…or
whatever, sucking up the women’s vote now!” He added via a later tweet,
“Marianne Williamson will go down in history as the greatest Secretary of Peace
this nation has ever had, this I can promise you. Not even close! Not close!
Greatest of all time! So there!”
Williamson said she plans to bring
her Joan Baez and Joni Mitchell record collection with her to Washington,
saying “It would be so cool, such good karma, if the president and the other
cabinet members would listen to them with me in the White House.” She added,
“I’ve heard Kim Jong-un likes some folk music. Not sure about Vladimir Putin or
Xi Jinping. Iran’s Mullahs probably not so much. But there’s always hope.”
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