Nick Saban, head coach of the University of Alabama Crimson Tide football team, recently invited former Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice to speak to his team about “how to treat the opposite sex.” Ironically, Rice’s pro career ended in 2014 after he viciously punched his then-fiancée in an elevator, knocking her out, an act of violence caught on a surveillance camera mounted inside the hoist.
According to a foxnews.com report, Saban invites at least one “Title IX speaker” a year to discuss various topics with his perennially dominant SEC squad. Rice was, apparently, Saban’s third choice and was selected only after Harvey Weinstein and Jeffrey Epstein both became unavailable. Saban has already chosen Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) to talk to his team about the proper treatment of Jews in the coming months. Sources say he has also asked Peter H. Gilmore, High Priest of the Church of Satan, to talk about Christianity and has a commitment from Cheech and Chong to expound on the evils of Marijuana use.