The Big Bang

                The “Big Bang” occurred roughly 13.8 billion years ago, or so say scientists. Experts say everything (literally everything) started with a “small singularity.” (Oddly enough, the next singularity might usher in the eventual end of human life). According to the folks at NASA, one second after the universe was born the surrounding temperature was 10 billion degrees Fahrenheit. I don’t believe there were any thermometers around at the time (nothing + one second), and if there were, they probably would have melted, but we’ll take them at their word. This is significantly warmer than the Earth is even today-- after decades of man-caused global warming. Moreover, it must be noted that this was a much more rapid and impressive warming than what may be occurring today, given that the temperature rose by about 10 billion degrees in one second.

                But I digress. The real story here is the fact that the Big Bang was harassment of cosmic proportions. Did nothingness ask for it? I think not. It was wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am and over almost as soon as it began, in true patriarchal fashion. One moment there was nothing but nothingness, a vast barren vacancy, so peaceful and serene, the next moment things came into existence at a staggering rate and were ejaculated across the astral plane. Did the universe ask to be born? No, it did not. It was the result of rape, just as all births are. There was no prior permission given.

                The Andromeda Galaxy, the Whirlpool Galaxy, our own Milky Way, and all the other galaxies, worlds and celestial objects are naught but victims, the results of a shameful, massive, monstrous, misogynistic beginning bang.

                #TheBigBangWasRape. #MeToo. #NotInMyName. #AllOfUsWereScrewed. #VictimsRule. #VoteDemocrat.