Nancy Pelosi held a public bill signing on Thursday,
February 14th, during which she wished reporters a “Happy
Thanksgiving.” The fact that she had previously bid everyone in
attendance a “Happy Valentine’s Day” does nothing to excuse her confusion, and,
in fact, makes it all the more remarkable. Near the end of the function she
re-thanked everybody and said, “Again,
Happy Thanksgiving!”
Uh,
Nancy, that was three months ago. Thanksgiving is a different holiday entirely,
though the fact that a turkey is often the center of attention may well appeal
to you.
Anyway, the woman who is just a
couple of heartbeats away from the presidency stumbled through the entirety of
her remarks, frequently pausing, losing her train of thought and misspeaking. Pelosi
also famously and repeatedly referred to President Trump as President Bush in
the former’s first two years in office.
Thankfully, we can look forward to
her being Speaker of the House for many months yet. I’m sure she will soon wish
everyone a “Very Merry Tax Day” on Christmas, “Happy Memorial Day” on Easter,
and a “Blessed Ground Hog’s Day” on July 4th. I’m betting she shows
up in a pink bunny suit for the House St. Patrick’s Day observance.
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