Thursday, January 31, 2019

New York State Of Mind

                 Led by Gov. Andrew Cuomo, the state of New York is quickly moving to overtake California as the most ridiculous and radical in the nation. If not in fact, then in principle, it’s moving ever closer to other such beacons of state progress like Cuba, North Korea and Venezuela. Brother Chris (and his CNN coworkers) must be so proud of Andrew!
                 The Empire State will now allow abortions up to the time of birth for any reason, after passing the criminally-euphemistic “Reproductive Health Act.” (Maybe even later than that…wink, wink, nudge, nudge, since the RHA also removes protections for a baby born alive after an abortion attempt. It even allows non-doctors to perform surgical abortions). Nine months into your pregnancy and thinking, nah, the little shit might be a pain in the ass? No problem! Snuff that sucker! Abortions are partially subsidized by taxpayers and, in New York, Medicaid pays for abortions for lower income women. Despite the high cost of living in New York, abortions are relatively cheap across the board! A high cost of living and low cost of dying is a hallmark of a progressive state.  Ask Venezuela.
                For his part, New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio recently promised that the Big Apple will make it a priority to give illegal aliens access to affordable health care going forward. Moreover, Governor Cuomo and New York lawmakers recently granted free college tuition to illegal aliens, as well.
                These progressive moves can’t help but make for a Truly Great Society, with apologies to LBJ. Any state that aids and abets the killing of its most vulnerable potential citizens while providing special cradle-to-grave care for illegal aliens paid for by taxing the hell out of its most successful residents is certainly on the right track.
    Why not give all criminals special rights. Burglars should receive a monthly stipend, rapists housing vouchers, tax cheats double food stamp payouts, homicidal maniacs discounts on guns and ammo, child molesters free wi-fi for life.
    If New York continues on like this, it won’t be long until it is mostly illegal aliens, other criminals and low-income folks living there. The talented and wealthy will have fled, along with many of those now arbitrarily, comparatively disadvantaged in the middle class.
    In fact, according to recent data from the U.S. Census Bureau, the state of New York experienced a net loss of 48,560 people from July of 2017 to July of 2018, one of the biggest population declines of any state in the union.
Start spreadin' the news, I'm leavin' today
I will not be a part of it
New York, New York
These marginalized shoes, are going away
Cuomo’s taxed me out of it
New York, New York

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