Current
Events Quiz #4
(Test Yourself!- Check
All That Apply! Top answer is ‘a,’ second from top is ‘b,’ etc.)
1)
Bernie Sanders:
o
Is a failed 2016 Democratic presidential
candidate
o
Is the founder of Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC)
o
Is married to a woman the FBI investigated for
fraud
o
Has a lakefront compound in Vermont, as well as
homes in Burlington and Washington, D.C.
o
All of the above
2) How
many genders are now known to exist?
o
One
o
Three
o
Two
o
63
o
Gender is a pliable construct with no
discernible, finite quantity…in sum, it’s unknowable
3)
Kim Jong-un:
o
Is a failed 2016 Democratic presidential
candidate
o
Is the founder of Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC)
o
Believes that 63 genders are now known to exist
o
Secretly has a crush on Beyoncé
o
Secretly has a crush on Dennis Rodman
4)
ISIS:
o
Is just a “J.V.” team as Obama stated
o
Is an Egyptian goddess
o
Is no longer a viable threat
o
Is a skin disease
o
Is responsible for numerous and ongoing deadly
terror attacks
5)
The Establishment in The American Republican
Party:
o
Couldn’t find their own ass with both hands
o
Is made up of a bunch of cheese-eating surrender
monkeys
o
Pre-emptively
surrenders to anyone they think they may otherwise offend
o
Routinely snatches defeat from the jaws of victory
o
All of the above
6) The
Earth’s Climate:
o
Is actually controlled by a secret thermostat in
George Soros’ garage
o
Has been made noticeably warmer by Al Gore’s
extravagant energy usage
o
Is responsible for numerous deadly terror
attacks
o
Has been changing dramatically since its
formation
o
Doesn’t give a rat’s ass what we want, and will
do whatever it will
Correct Answers:
Question
1) a, c, d 2) e 3) e 4) e 5) e 6) e
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