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Twitter War Between the DPRK And President Donald Trump
DPRK News Service @DPRK_News:
Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un said to have been militant and
politically conscious at age three, if not earlier. Unlike the pompous,
ignorant, American leader who never held office until his corrupt, filthy Green
Acres-watching mobs stole the presidency for him, our Dear Leader has cared
only about The People since he was a toddler. By-the-way, he was potty-trained
by the time he was three weeks old.
@realdonaldtrump:
The Pudgy One should know that all options are on the table,
no matter what anyone else says, including those in my administration…and that
we are developing the greatest bomb in the history of the world. This I can
tell you. Get ready to win, Americans!
DPRK News Service @DPRK News:
Despite what the depraved yellow-haired American “leader”
says, the Great North, the unbeatable, indefatigable People’s Republic of North
Korea, led by our Dear Leader, who had nine holes-in-one the first time he ever
played golf, unlike the current president of the United States of Running Dog Capitalists,
who can’t even shoot par, will rain un-extinguishable fires of death across the
whole of American lands.
@realdonaldtrump:
They wish! The Dough Boy’s whole nation is starving. Sick.
Pathetic. Sad. This I can tell you. Sad.
DPRK News Service @DPRK News:
If you want to know how well things are with America and
Trump’s government, Self-Serious Effeminate National Socialist Buffoon
Sebastian Gorka limply resigns in disgrace, likely to spend more time with his
dolls.
@realdonaldtrump:
You know what? Just suck it, @dearleader, you can’t win. We
in America will win so much, some Americans will be tired of winning, this I
can promise you. So much winning. So much. So there!
DPRK News Service @DPRK News:
As every real person knows Americans are the despoiled
offspring of pigs and monkeys just looking for who to brutally rape next, while
watching despicable, incestuous show Game of Thrones and counting the money
they won by betting on the New England Patriots because they cheated. (Although,
Daenerys Targaryen is ‘the bomb!’).
@realdonaldtrump:
Why didn’t North Korea produce Game of Thrones, @dearleader? OH, it’s because your country can’t
produce any tv shows, or even a f*^!i+g coherent 30-second commercial! And, for
the record, before we form another investigative commission, all the money I
won betting on the Patriots has been legal and legitimate! So true! So true!
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(Experts
say Kim Jong-Un and President Trump are testing/readying newer, bigger, and
deadlier tweets on a near daily basis).
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