The Changing Face Of Love And Marriage:
1500 A.D.: “Hilda, we are marrying you off to Dagmar. He’s
from a good family that has wealth and station. We got a good price for you, an
excellent dowry.”
Hilda: “Yes, father.”
1900 A.D.: “Sir, may I formally- and humbly- request the
hand of your precious daughter in marriage?”
Sir: “Well, since you put it that way…I’ll think about it,
son.”
1980 A.D.: “Mom, Daddy, Brad and I have gotten engaged!”
Daddy: “Which
Brad, dear?”
2016 A.D.: “Mom, I’ve gotten
engaged!”
Mom: “To a boy or girl, dear?”
2030 A.D.: “Parental Unit One, I’m getting married
soon!”
Parental Unit One: “Animal, mineral, or vegetable?”
2040 A.D. (if there is one)- ???
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