England Bans Ninja Swords!

 

U.K. Prime Minister Keir Starmer, in what may be a tragic example of “too little, too late” action, recently announced that he has imposed a ban on ninja swords, effective as of March 27^th. Starmer imposed the ban in response to the increasing wave of knife attacks sweeping across the British Aisles. The record-high knife-related crime rates effectively forced the U.K. government to impose strict new measures to prohibit citizens from owning, manufacturing, or trading ninja swords. Those found in possession of a ninja sword will now face penalties of up to two years in prison.

To which I say, “welcome to the party, slowpokes.” I’ve been calling for common sense knife control, over and over again in fact, for years now. Right here on this esteemed site. As so often happens here, you, my reader, are on the cutting edge of information and ideas-- and are exposed to many groundbreaking notions first.

The British, like many of their European peers, are not allowed to own firearms, so they have no safe and effective way to defend themselves against the ubiquitous knife attacks. What’s more, there are other vehicles, literally, that terrorists are using to kill infidels. Based on the frequency and method of other terror attacks, Starmer, and his fellow European leaders, may soon wish to ban the automobile. Looking at the data, and being a good person, I am hereby publicly calling for common sense automobile control. (I do not care at all that this position may endear me to Seth Meyers or Jimmy Kimmel. Promise.) I propose that, going forward, no vehicle should have a top speed of over 5 miles per hour. Moreover, they should not weigh more than 500 pounds. And they should have software allowing anyone in the government to shut them off or render them incapable of movement at any time.

Hammers should also be banned, along with ropes, baseball bats, gas stoves, weed whackers, and rolling pins. Just to make for a safer world.

There are only two things experts say are not -- in any way-- responsible for the increase in violent crimes: hyper-secularism and Islamic extremism. In other words, the collapse of Christianity and the rise of Islam, especially in Europe, are in no way related to the rapid increase in amorality and terrorist attacks in which the perpetrators yell “Allahu Akbar!”

Government can ban guns. It can ban swords and knives. It can even ban hammers, gas stoves, and rolling pins. But until it tries to stop the societal drift into the opposite extremes of hyper-secularism and Islamic rage, the shocking violence will proceed apace.

 

Britain To Institute Two-Tier Justice System

 

Something called the “Sentencing Council” for England and Wales has put forth new guidelines that institutionalize racial, religious, and gender bias in the UK’s legal system. Effective April 1, 2025, the new guidelines prioritize pre-sentence reports (PSRs), which history shows us will necessarily lead to more lenient sentences for non-white, non-Christian, and non-male offenders. This direction will of course create a two-tiered justice system, one in which white males will arbitrarily face harsher penalties, while all others will benefit from embedded and systemic leniency. This structural injection of the worst kind of bias into Britain’s legal system will have immediate—and dire—implications. Quite frankly, the guidelines are nothing more than a thinly veiled attempt to institutionalize preferential treatment for specific, favored, groups.

Frank Haviland, a vocal critic of the changes, stated, “The anti-white, anti-male takeover of Britain is all but complete.” He forgot to mention anti-Christian. And it is bizarre, given that England gave the world the Magna Carta. And John Locke, Benjamin Disraeli, Winston Churchill, and Margaret Thatcher, among others.

When I first saw this story, and the new guidelines’ inception date of April 1^st, I figured it must be an April Fool’s joke. It isn’t. And it’s not funny. Once equal justice for all under the law is removed, the wheels quickly come off the proverbial bus, and, presto, you have a banana republic where those with power attempt to use corrupt and perverted lawfare to imprison their political opponents…and everyone else of which they are not particularly fond.

This reminds me of a piece I wrote over a decade ago, “Democrats Propose ‘Progressive’ Minimum Wage,” where the minimum wage rates are determined by one’s ethnic, racial, religious, and sexual identities rather than being the same for anyone at a given experience level with merit being the deciding factor in future wage discrepancies. It was intended as parody, but, as often happens today, has essentially become reality.

What else could Britain possibly do to let us all know she is failing, finished?

Britain has fallen. And she won’t get up.

 

 

 

Quebec To Ban Religious Symbols In Schools

 

According to lifesitenews.com, “The Canadian province of Quebec is moving ahead to expand its so-called religious symbols ban to now include all school staff, meaning no one who works at a school would be allowed to wear crucifixes or crosses of any kind.”

Quebec’s Minister of Education, Bernard Drainville, recently told reporters that the idea of the new bill is “to protect students from any religious indoctrination.” The province’s intrepid leader, Premier François Legault, is on record as stating: “Seeing people praying in the streets, in public parks, is not something we want in Quebec.” (Except maybe for Muslims, since they have been doing so routinely.)

Quebec has historically been a Catholic province, the only one in Canada. However, Mass attendance has plummeted in recent years and the province’s birth rate has crashed, as well, the two trends almost certainly linked. Evidence for this is that Quebec now has high rates of abortion and euthanasia, both illustrating sharp departures from tenets of the Catholic faith. 

Not surprisingly, the National Council of Canadian Muslims (NCCM) is protesting the bill forbidding religious symbols, branding it as unfairly targeting Muslims.

There is no National Council of Canadian Christians.

There is a Canadian Council of Churches (CCC), but it is an “inclusive ecumenical” body that “seeks Christ’s truth with affection for diversity,” so it is utterly impotent in the face of the NCCM, which is anything but inclusive, disdains diversity, and is rigidly anti-infidel.  Therefore, the CCC’s days are likely numbered. As are Canada’s.

Quebec, like most of the West, purports to abhor religious indoctrination. But that is untrue. It abhors indoctrination by certain religions, namely Christian ones, but supports and promotes it by others. And it is perfectly okay with political indoctrination, as long as it is performed by progressives and leftists. Crosses and crucifixes may be verboten, but tattoos, nose rings, and LGBTQ symbols/totems are pre-approved. Canada has become a joke—a very bad one. But many other Western nations are no laughing matter, either. Willingly giving up your history, traditions, values, and raison d’ệtre is not a recipe for good humor. Or long life.

“Back to the Future” was a popular film that debuted in 1985. Forty years later, Canada is now so progressive it has gone forward to the past. It is intolerant of Christianity, if not yet as blatantly as the Roman Empire. Totems, piercings, and tattoos are rampant. It has governments of the powerful, for the powerful. Babies dying (being aborted) at high rates. Assisted dying and homicide rates are both skyrocketing…and are essentially the same thing. Superstitions like “climate change” and preposterous notions such as “gender fluidity” rule the day… and haunt the night. And are used to justify equally preposterous actions and policies. Perhaps worst of all, people are increasingly seen not as individuals, but as tribal members.

Canada can ban religious symbols on school property and/or public spaces but will do nothing to stop the onslaught of Muslims coming into the country. I wonder what would happen to a student wearing a ‘MAGA’ hat or ‘Trump!’ shirt to school?

I fear it is too late to make Canada great again (and it once was.) Sharia Law may be coming to a province near you soon. Allahu Akbar.

 

 

 

Five News Stories In Short Form

Five News Stories In Short Form

*Florida police said that two illegal aliens were arrested on Friday for allegedly molesting a teenager on a Royal Caribbean cruise off the coast of Miami. According to Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, one of the illegal aliens has an HIV infection. Noem also noted that officials are working on deporting both. One question: what the hell are illegal aliens doing on a Royal Caribbean cruise?! (I’ve never even spent the money to take a cruise.) I hope they enjoyed the swimming pools, the cuisine and the nightlife. I bet the Oysters Rockefeller were to die for!

*Tesla vehicles have been keyed, graffitied, shat on, and set on fire. Their owners have been doxed. Whole dealerships have been attacked. And, most recently, several incendiary devices were discovered at a Tesla showroom in Austin, Texas. Police are investigating, but no arrests had been made at the time of this writing. Not to worry, though, I’m sure these were ‘mostly peaceful’ bombs.

*A new report chronicled in The Times illustrates a staggering 60 percent rise in Dutch euthanasia cases for “psychological suffering.” The report states that almost 10,000 Dutch people in total dyed by euthanasia last year alone. In 2024, the Netherlands reported 219 cases of euthanasia for “psychological suffering,” of which “30 were for patients aged 18-39.” An unspecified number of minors were also euthanized, including one boy between the ages of 16 and 18 who was euthanized for autism. Euthanasia was originally only supposed to be utilized for the most terminally ill of elderly patients in constant pain and with no hope of even partial recovery. Slowly yet inexorably the parameters of use have devolved to include mental illness and other lesser maladies. And now the assisted-suicide of young patients with autism. What’s next, the euthanizing of those with shingles? COVID? Bad colds? Irritable Bowel Syndrome? How can it be that the overwhelming majority of those who are pro genital mutilation of children, pro assisted-dying/euthanasia, and pro-abortion are anti-death penalty? It is impossible to be more screwed up than that.

*The headline in the San Francisco Chronicle read: “‘Demonic’ sea lions are attacking surfers off California’s coast: What’s behind the bizarre behavior.” Let’s not panic here-- or jump to conclusions. Maybe it’s just co-hosts of The View going for a swim…and looking for a snack. Could be fake news! Trouble you for a herring?

*The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) recently announced that it had purged roughly 7 million Social Security number-holders listed as at least 120 years old from the Social Security Administration’s Database and marked them as deceased. I am surprised that we have not yet seen a massive protest rally of these unfairly aggrieved folks understandably upset at having Elon Musk cancel their SSNs and their social security benefits.

 

Minnesota's Manic Marxist Has The Reverse Midas Touch

Contrast the competence of, say, an Elon Musk with the staggering incompetence of Minnesota's manic Marxist, Tampon Timmy Walz. Walz did nothing as his largest city burned, helping to foster the nationwide George Floyd riots. His wife said she enjoyed the smell of burning tires coming through their windows. Walz somehow managed to turn a $16 billion surplus into a $6 billion deficit in no time flat. He presided during the horrendous Feeding Our Future scandal yet somehow has been untouched and untainted by it. He has overseen the collapse of Minnesota's education system, the state’s test scores plummeting like the temperature on a cold January night in Bemidji. “Minnesota Nice” is a thing of the past, which I can attest to personally. Many of the state's drivers are angry, impatient, rude, or downright dangerous, passing people on ramps and flipping the bird to others, whom they deem guilty of some made-up indiscretion. (This is particularly true in the Twin Cities metro area.)

Liberals, progressives, and LGBTQ activists own big city governments and incessantly push their causes, everyone else be damned. Have a “Trump” yard sign? If so, in many Minneapolis neighborhoods it's just a matter of time before it is vandalized or removed.

Some areas of the Twin Cities are trending toward Muslim majority, and Students for Palestine run rampant on the University of Minnesota campus, while Muslims’ call to prayers echoes from loudspeakers in Ilhan Omar’s old district. And yet, even this ‘diversity’ is not enough for governor Walz. He has vowed to make Minnesota a sanctuary state for abortion, a sanctuary state for children's transgender procedures (including genital mutilation), and now a sanctuary state for criminal illegal aliens. The land of 10,000 lakes is certainly not a sanctuary state for traditional Americans, or those whose politics are to the right of Chairman Mao. This is evidenced by the many who have fled Minnesota for states such as Texas and Florida, where sane governors preside.

If Chairman Walz has his way, the North Star State could eventually be left devoid of anyone but leftist members of the LGBTQ community and practicing Muslims, most of whom tend not to venture too far from the Twin Cities, which would leave Minnesota's 10,000-plus lakes relatively uncrowded.

 

 

Can Trump And Team Win?

 

Republicans have a couple of inherent disadvantages as compared to Democrats. Democrats make up ridiculous lies about Republicans, such as Trump will not leave office or will cancel elections, knowing that a certain percentage of idiots will believe them. Republicans can't really make up lies like that, because there actually is nothing that Democrats won't do to regain, retain, or enhance their power.

This is on top of the fact that most Republicans don't promise everybody free stuff across-the-board, everywhere, all the time, as they expect people to put forth a modicum of effort to enhance their own lives and those of their families… thereby allowing them to respect themselves.

We will see how long public favor, such as it is, stays with Trump, Musk, Vance, and team. Sadly, if recent history is any guide, it probably won't be all that long, as roughly half the country has attention spans shorter than that of a Cocker Spaniel, and many more soon tire of intensity, drama, or conflict of any type. (And Republicans so often capitulate without reason.) I pray that I am wrong.

Time will tell, but this is a fight that we must win-- and win now-- or America will be unrecognizable in the not-too-distant future. Either we the people prevail over The Deep State, or liberty, accountability, transparency, and hope will be lost forever.

 

 

Bacha Bazi Still Being Practiced In Afghanistan, Young Boys Assaulted

 

Some young boys in Afghanistan are forcibly adorned with makeup and made to wear gaily colored women’s clothing while dancing and entertaining before groups of powerful men through the practice of Bacha Bazi. The ancient, barbaric, and bizarre practice, whose name translates to 'boy play,’ frequently renders them nothing more than sex slaves for the elite. Though Afghanistan's Taliban leadership purports to oppose it, Bacha Bazi continues to exist as an open secret.

This is extremely disturbing. Couldn’t these ‘powerful, elite’ men just put their goats in a dress and get their jollies that way? Leave the kids out of it, for the love of Allah! It’s bad enough to be one or the other, but to be both a transgender-loving sexual harasser and a pedophile is a bit much.

Many of the more radical transgender activists in the U.S. publicly state their affinity for Hamas and other Middle Eastern terrorist groups. Perhaps they’d like to travel to Afghanistan and entertain the troops, so-to-speak. Forced transvestitism seems like something they might be okay with.

On second thought, they’d probably just want to dance for the kids. Or read to them.

 

Cornell University Webinar Says Science Is Too Male, Too Hetero, Too 'Feto-Centric'

 

According to a recent article on thecollegefix.com, during a recent online event at Cornell University, feminist ‘scholars’ discussed their concerns about science being too male, too “hetero,” and too “feto-centric.” Really. The presentation, titled, “Is Fat Female? Evolution, Feminism, and Getting the Story Right,” featured scholar ‘Cat’ Bohannon and philosophy Professor Kate Manne. (Bohannon is the author of the best-selling book “Eve: How The Female Body Drove 200 Million Years of Evolution.”)

During the Cornell Keynotes webinar, Bohannon stated: “The male norm is a thing that we are trying to fix from the ground up right now in biological and biomedical research.” Your trying to fix the “male norm?” Can’t have that! Anything most males do can’t be right!

To that end, Professor Kate brought up research that has allegedly been done on elephants’ sexual activities. She claimed that when male and female elephants mate for the purpose of producing offspring, “it’s very fast,” yet when the males are alone together for long periods of time, some will “form these tightly, intimately-bonded relationships and have penetrative sex for up to an hour.” (I don’t even want to know what they are penetrating in the latter example, but it can’t be that good if they can do it for an hour non-stop.) Bohannon went on to aver that “It’s hard to say whether or not your basic wild elephant is straight,” adding, “Who knows what sexuality is exactly for animal friends, but animals are very queer.”

Objection! Projection! If animals were “very queer” there would be no more animals. There would have been a universal extinction event.

But Bohannon wasn’t satisfied just grousing about traditional, straight human males, no siree. She also flatly stated that society has been too “feto-centric,” or centered on the fetus. The Nutty Professor confessed that she worries about the “feto-centric view where our babies matter more than our girls.”

Not done yet, Bohannon bemoaned her belief that society has a poor view of fat, particularly the fat clinging to women, and claimed that new understandings about the different types and functions of fat in the body suggest that fat is actually an organ, ergo removing it via liposuction – or dieting while pregnant — can be harmful to women and their unborn babies. (Though the latter concern sounds oddly feto-centric to me.)

Bohannon was apparently asked how one could avoid “transphobia while centering female bodies,” to which she replied by saying research should include representative samples of the population in clinical trials while lamenting that “quite a lot” of clinical trials “continue to be white.” Moreover, she said researchers should be specifically studying “transgender females” (biological males).

To recap: males are bad. Straight males are worse. Babies are bad. Fat can be good. Call me a skeptic, but if most males were gay, fetuses were disdained and aborted, and the population as a whole was obese…in short order there wouldn’t be any more people. But perhaps that’s what leftist academics (are there any other kind?) like Bohannon want.

If you want my opinion, science isn’t very scientific anymore. It is more rigid, self-certain, dogmatic, agenda-driven, and less reliant on the ‘scientific method.’ One might say that science isn’t what it used to be. But maybe it never was.

What say you, Dr. Fauci?

 

 

NOOOOO, Canada!!

 

The New York Post recently reported that some diabolical Canadians “are proposing the most drastic measure yet in the trade war with Uncle Sam – blocking US access to Canadian-owned Pornhub.” NOOOOO, Canada! Anything but that!

One Canuck, stand-up comedian Matthew Puzhitsky, went so far as to post a (now-viral) Instagram video calling that option Canada’s “nuclear weapon.” Perhaps because Pornhub itself is the most visited adult site in the US, with more than 3 million views a month.

Puzhitsky told The Post, “If Canada could ban Pornhub in the states, we win the trade war. That’s it. There is no trade war.” Funny. Funny?

Apparently, a petition has since been launched urging Canadian authorities to block Pornhub as a “peaceful yet powerful” response to the ongoing trade dispute. Pornhub’s parent company, entertainment conglomerate Aylo, owns at least a dozen popular X-rated sites.

The New York Post article stated that “New Yorkers were aghast with the prospect of losing Pornhub,” and quoted one “concerned” resident of Manhattan as saying, “If they take away my access to Pornhub, I’m moving out of the US.” Note to one “concerned” resident of Manhattan: you won’t be missed. Another Big Apple dweller remarked, “Canadians wouldn’t do that to us…would they? I thought they were supposed to be nice.”

What does it say about a country, the second largest in the world and bursting with natural resources, that it deems its most valuable export to be pornography?

(Admittedly, this is not necessarily a resounding endorsement of the country importing the pornography, either, but you get my point.)

In The UK, Rape Gangs Okay, Pics Of Women Sans Hijabs Not So Much

 

In Iran, many women risk years in prison-- or death—trying to assert their right to live without having to wear a hijab.

Meanwhile, in formerly Jolly Olde England, Labor Party MPs are proposing that possessing images of Muslim women without their hijabs should be made a criminal offence. You read that right. Unfortunately.

Something called the ‘Commons’ Women and Equalities Committee’ is proposing that pictures of a Muslim woman without a religious headscarf, taken without her consent, should be considered “non-consensual intimate images” and be treated as seriously as child sex abuse material. Abominable.

“Owning images of Muslim women without their hijab should be a criminal offence, Labor MPs propose,” GB News recently reported. The committee says that English law currently defines an “intimate” image as one which shows its subject fully or partially nude, engaging in a sexual act, or using the bathroom. But recently, the Labor-led group has claimed that abuse should also “include material that is considered ‘culturally intimate’ for the victim, such as a Muslim woman being pictured without her hijab.” It added, “The Government should expand the legal definition to include such images.”

Make no mistake, this isn’t in defense of Muslim women, it is outright pandering to the burgeoning population of Muslim men, many of whom historically view—and treat—their women as property. In fact, it is a slap to the Hijab covered faces of the countless Muslim women who would like to free themselves from the dictates of an actual patriarchy.

So, the Labor party, like all the others in Britain, ignores the heinous actions of gang-rape gangs and the nearly incessant sexual assault of young girls in towns throughout Britain, and instead chooses to equate seeing an adult Muslim woman’s chin or earlobe with hardcore child pornography. There is no word in the English language to adequately describe that level of perversion and insanity.

Pedophiles, rapists, and other criminals run wild across the UK…and authorities routinely put up with this. But, in the future, if you dare to possess a photo of a (Muslim) woman sans hijab, face uncovered and lifted towards the sun, you might pay a heavy price.

Britian is effed. Indeed, you can’t spell f*c*ed without the U.K.

 

 

 

  

 

Two (Related) Stories-- For The Price Of One!

 

Two (Related) Stories-- For The Price Of One!

 

*NBC’s iconic Saturday Night Live (SNL) recently aired a skit featuring Lady Gaga that paralleled a satanic ritual. The satanic-style sketch aired March 8 and included acts simulating the summoning of demons and sacrificing a human being to the devil, featured canned laughter throughout, prompting some folks to condemn the show for allegedly promoting satanism as normal and even humorous. Speaking of humor, how can you distinguish Satanic worship from a Democrat National Committee meeting? Answer: I don’t know, either!

*And, speaking of Satanism, HF 24, a bill before the Minnesota House of Representatives that would have protected the lives of babies who survive botched abortions, failed to pass, with every single Democrat voting against the measure. House Bill HF 24, known as the “Born Alive Rollback,” called for infants born alive and viable to be “fully recognized as a human person,” thereby mandating that medical professionals provide immediate and appropriate care to preserve their life and health, and ensuring that they receive the same legal recognition and medical treatment as any other newborn. Seems like the obviously moral thing to do, right, given that they are newborn babies, too? “Nope!” exclaimed every single House Democrat, “Just kill them anyway.” Thus proving that, to them, abortion isn’t about ‘women’s health care,’ it’s about killing babies for one’s own convenience. Murder, pass it on. Hail Satan!

 

 

UN Judge Convicted Of Forcing A Woman Into Indentured Servitude

 

According to a report from The Daily Caller News Foundation, “A British jury convicted United Nations Judge Lydia Mugambe on Thursday of forcing a Ugandan woman into domestic servitude after luring her to the U.K. under false pretenses.” Say what?

The DCNF: “Mugambe, who also serves as a high court judge in Uganda, brought the victim to Britain under the guise of securing her a job in a diplomatic household — only to make her work as an unpaid maid and nanny. She confiscated the victim’s passport and visa, leaving her trapped until she was able to contact a friend, who alerted authorities, according to a Thames Valley Police statement.”

According to her profile on the U.N.’s website, the 49-year-old judge was studying for a doctorate at the University of Oxford at the time. Incredibly, she is also listed on Columbia University’s website as a fellow in their human rights program. Seems kind of ironic if you ask me.

Mugambe was found guilty on four charges, including forced labor, an immigration offense and conspiracy to intimidate a witness. She is scheduled for sentencing on May 2.

Mugambe is a United Nations judge and a high court judge in Uganda? She is a fellow in a prestigious Ivy League university’s human rights program? And Mugambe, who is black, forced another woman into unpaid servitude, a.k.a. slavery?

I don’t know about you, but I hate that when that happens! It seems like a bit of a faux pas to be called out for being a slave holder in 2025, especially when you’re black yourself.

This story would appear preposterous, unbelievable were it not for so many other recent ones like it that have proven to be true and accurate, such as the UN Climate Change Conference clear-cutting trees in the Amazon Rainforest so that it could hold its 2025 meeting there, Rep. Jasmine Crockett saying that those that have illegally crossed our border did not commit a crime, and Canada’s assertion that it might seek a partnership of nuclear-armed nations to oppose the United States.

The formerly Great Britain is in the process of quickly surrendering to radical Islam. The UN is, and has been, a bad joke that does far more harm than good. It is often unable or unwilling to stop massacres and genocides from occurring even where its troops are stationed. Worse yet, its ‘peacekeeper’ troops have engaged in large-scale child sexual abuse. Mugambe is a reminder that the UN is often a burden, not a benefit to the planet.

The United States needs to stop funding it and to expel it from the country ASAP.

President Trump's Address To The Nation, Democrat Response

 

White House

Oval Office

March 31

9:00 PM EDT

 

President Trump: My fellow Americans, citizens of the greatest country to have ever existed, I come before you tonight to express my steadfast and unflinching support for mothers, baseball, and apple pie. I must tell you we owe everything to our mothers and should therefore do everything to support and praise them. I want to make moms greater than ever before, so good nobody will believe it. And baseball, ‘America’s Pastime,’ instead of being held up for mock and ridicule, should be cherished for its history and importance to America. We have to make baseball great again--- greater than ever before—that I can tell you. Greater than any sport has ever been, so great that no one will believe it. No one will believe it. And apple pie, how great is that? But we have to work diligently to make it even greater than ever before, so great that it will, frankly, blow your minds. Much, much greater than ‘mince pie’ or ‘turtle pie.’ Who the hell would ever make a pie out of turtles? Sick people, that’s who. And ‘mince pie’ is an English thing, I think. They’re toast. Their day is over. Same for ‘grasshopper pie.’ Disgusting. Pecan pie? Meh. So, apple pie it is. And baseball. And especially moms, as we approach this “Mother’s Day.’ Oh, and also, I am strongly in favor of healthy babies. May God bless you, and God bless America. Thank you.

 

9:03 PM EDT

Democrat Party response

 

Rashida Tlaib: First off, Trump should not have used the terms ‘mothers’ or ‘moms.’ This is offensive and biologically and scientifically incorrect. He should have said ‘inseminated persons.’ And just because some inseminated persons have kids, it doesn’t make them better than those who don’t have any children. Those who have chosen to abort their non-viable tissue masses are just as much inseminated persons as those who didn’t. And better for the planet!

 

AOC: As for baseball, it was only ‘America’s pastime’ in America’s most colonial, imperialistic phase. And it is bad for the environment! Do you know how many trees have to be cut down—murdered—to make baseball bats?! It’s truly heartbreaking! Soccer must be America’s favorite sport going forward.

 

Chuck Schumer: Let’s be honest, apple pie sucks! Those who eat apple pies may think they’ve sown the wind, but they will reap the whirlwind!

J.B. Pritzker: And babies suck, too, Chuck. Even healthy ones. Especially healthy ones, ‘cuz they might live. And the planet just can’t absorb more humans. Those who abort their babies, even after birth, are the real heroes here. We can’t say that enough.

Democrats, all four in unison: So, in conclusion, may Gaia bless us all. Hail Satan! Good night.

                                                   [FADE]

                                   

Trump Must Wear Boxers, District Court Judge Rules

 

March 28, 2025

News Services

 

A district lower court judge ruled yesterday that President Trump must wear boxers only, never briefs-- a mandate that irked some conservative Republicans. The same judge also stated that Trump is henceforth limited to one Big Mac a week.

In a similar ruling, a different district court judge recently decreed that Air Force One can now only fly to countries whose names start with a ‘U.’ (Uganda, Ukraine, the United Arab Emirates, the United Kingdom, the United States, Uruguay, and Uzbekistan.)

Some radical, far-right ‘MAGA’ types openly claimed that these rulings are unconstitutional and beyond the judges’ purview and urged the president to ignore the rulings. Experts say if Trump does not comply with the rulings, the nation will face a looming Constitutional crisis…and a precedent will be set that could lead to chaos and even civil war.

 

Did Stacey Abrams' NGO Spend $2 Billion On Appliances For Americans?

 

Stacey Abrams recently appeared on MSNBC to defend a $2 billion Biden administration EPA initiative to purchase green energy appliances for Americans. 

In a comment provided to Fox Digital on March 9^th, EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin stated, "Stacey Abrams-linked Power Forward Communities received $2 billion in tax dollars in 2024 after reporting just $100 in revenue the year before. They were so unqualified that the grant agreement required the NGO to complete ‘How to Develop a Budget’ training within 90 days.”

Zeldin added, "$2 billion in hard earned tax dollars should not have been doled out to this organization for many reasons, especially if they don’t even know how to put together a budget. The Biden EPA ‘gold bars’ scheme is riddled with self-dealing and conflicts of interest, unnecessary middlemen, unqualified recipients, and massively reduced government oversight. The funds are currently frozen, and the DOJ and FBI are investigating."

Abrams’ NGO received $2 billion dollars to purchase appliances for Americans?! Call me a skeptic, but I am unaware of millions of Americans receiving new washer and drier sets, refrigerators, dishwashers, or hot water heaters. I know I didn’t get any of these.

Did she shop at Home Depot or Lowes? Did she get a government issued credit card, like the ones Musk has been speaking of, to pay for all these new appliances? Did she painstakingly fill out all the warranty cards, too? What a gal! This story is preposterous on its face. Abrams’ organization likely got the money, but didn’t spend much of it on appliances for the people. Think I’m wrong?

Abrams, like many of her Democratic colleagues, is a poseur, a charlatan, and a pathological liar.

 

 

 

Washington State AG Mad At Sheriff's Office For Complying With Federal Law

 

Blaze Media recently reported that “Washington state Attorney General Nick Brown, a Democrat, filed a lawsuit against the Adams County Sheriff's Office, claiming it has been ‘illegally collaborating’ with the Trump administration's immigration crackdown.”

The article went on to say, “A press release from Brown's office argued that the sheriff's office had violated state law, including by holding individuals in custody ‘based only on their immigration status.’”

The “Everblue State’s” “Evergreen State’s” A.G. also accused the sheriff’s office of generally helping immigration agents and routinely providing federal officials with information on illegal aliens.

The Adams County Sheriff’s Office is violating state law?!! The state is violating federal law, you idiots!

Democrats love big, centralized federal government when they run it, but magically turn into avid and moralizing state’s right advocates when they don’t. The A.G. and the state wouldn’t be nearly as upset if the feds wished to get info on-- or deport-- MAGA members, Christians, assorted straight white males, or pro-lifers. But, dammit, obeying federal law by cooperating in identifying illegals is…illegal! Duh!

I once had an older friend who I was sitting with. His mother was there, too. For some reason he considered something innocuous I said disrespectful and told me, “You have to respect your elders.” His mother then admonished him to be more tolerant. He promptly told her, voice raised, “Shut up, mother!” You can’t make it up. The hypocrisy reminds me of the Washington state Attorney General. It is as if a thief called the cops to report that the car he stole was stolen from him. “How dare he!”

You just can’t fix stupid.

 

 

Trump Derangement Syndrome Spreading-- In An Unusual Way

 

Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is so powerful it has spread to other people. By that I mean it has now led many of those affected to violently despise someone other than Trump. Remarkable! This is most notably the case with Elon Musk but has also started to occur with various others with whom Trump is associated-- or who support him. One would think that such a virulent and aggressive disease posing such obvious danger to Trump and those afflicted alike would have prompted a near immediate response from the NIH, the CDC, the WHO, and the likes of Dr. Fauci. But, apparently not.

Some pandemics can be good, I guess, at least when they endanger the right people-- and when those judging them are pure evil. So, Progressives will go right on supporting terrorists, making assassination threats, vandalizing things, and burning Teslas and their dealerships.

Some people hate Trump with all their heart and soul, assuming they have either of those, so much so that they are determined to hate anyone who aligns themselves with him. And they will do anything to prove it, whether that be stripping naked in public, issuing death threats on social media, or torching a Tesla or two.

Don't expect a vaccine against TDS. Ever.

We’ll have to fight evil on our own.

 

 

UN Climate Change Conference To Be Held In Rainforest, Trees Sacrificed

             According to Blaze Media, “Climate alarmists are planning yet another summit under the auspices of the United Nations to discuss changing weather patterns, wealth redistribution schemes, and ways of regulating human behavior.” Ho, hum, why is this news, you ask?

Because, instead of holding a virtual meeting this November, the conference's more than 50,000 participants will fly around the world, as the 2025 UN Climate Change Conference will be held in person. In Belém, Brazil, the gateway to the Amazon River-- and the legendary, precious and revered Amazon Rainforest. In fact, COP30 participants will travel through the Amazon Rainforest in cushy motorized comfort while entering and leaving Belém, courtesy of a new four-lane highway being cut through the protected and beloved forest, which allegedly is responsible for one fourth of all the planet’s carbon absorption.

Eight miles of rainforest has already been cut down to make room for the Avenida Liberdade highway, coming soon!

This is quite possibly the most egregious example of hypocrisy in human history. Climate Change Acolytes have decided to hold their virtue signaling religious summit in the Amazon rainforest, with so many attendees jetting there in their private planes that they had to build a four-lane highway through the rainforest.

What was the thought process? “That's right, let's plow under at least 8 miles of virgin Amazon rainforest so we can build a four-lane highway to our meeting site!”

They couldn't have held the meeting in Rio where they already have four-lane highways? Or someplace like the Bonneville Salt Flats in Utah where no road construction or deforestation whatsoever would be needed? No, these pseudo-concerned climate clowns had to fly to the edge of the rainforest and level a vast swath of the ‘Earth's air filter,’ for their convenience, to show that they don't really give a damn about anything of which they’ve ever spoken. If anyone’s behavior needs to be regulated, it is theirs. This is the mother of all in-your-face actions, truly next-level Chutzpah. If any of us ever listen to anything they say ever again, it is on us.

 I guess, if you’re an elitist and can't see the forest for the trees, you just cut them down.

 

 

 

 

Does Mourning Brutally Murdered White Children Make You A White Supremacist? Some Leftists Think So

 

According to Front Page Magazine, white folks like me can’t even mourn our dead children anymore…unless we wish to exhibit our virulent “white supremacy” in doing so.

Members of the terrorist group Hamas brutally murdered 9-month-old Kfir Bibas, his brother, 4-year-old Ariel Bibas-- and their 33-year-old mother Shiri-- and subsequently paraded their locked coffins around Gaza before eventually handing them over to Israeli authorities.

In light of this horrific tragedy, the Empire State Building and a number of other national landmarks temporarily changed their colors to orange to honor the two redheaded children, while various other entities and people also memorialized them in some way.

Which didn’t sit well with many leftists.

Front Page Magazine: “No sooner had Israel lowered the bodies of the two murdered Bibas children into their graves, than radical leftists began accusing Jews of ‘white supremacy’ for mourning them.”

‘Séamus’ Malekafzali, the son of an Iranian Marxist, whose work is published by The Nation, said of the memorials, “This is just white nationalism.”

Emma Vigeland, a veteran of The Young Turks who co-hosts the thoroughly repulsive left-wing Majority Report with Sam Seder, opined: “Just make the hair blonde instead of red and it immediately becomes identifiable as Nazi-style racial supremacist propaganda by modern day Nazis, Zionists.”

So Israelis, Jews, and Zionists are all Nazis now? If it is true that ‘you can’t fix stupid,’ it is equally true that you can’t cure insanity-- or reason with pure, unadulterated evil. Jews Nazis? Really?

FPM again: “Propagandists are fetishizing the red hair of two dead white kids,” Caitlin Johnstone, an Australian self-described ‘journalist’, complained. “Look at any photo of the Bibas kids and you will see children who look just like the white children you’ll see in any western nation.”

And: “I swear, if I hear one more person cry about the Bibas family, I’ll lose my mind,” Aidan Simardone, a Canadian immigration lawyer published in The New Arab, Counterpunch and the Soros-Koch Quincy Institute for Responsible Statecraft, ranted. “This is White supremacy”.

And: “Getting angry over the Bibas family reveals your white supremacy,” an account calling itself the Palestine News Network sneered.

No, getting angry over the cold-blooded murder of two young kids and their mother, and the subsequent parading and defiling of their caskets, does not reveal anyone’s white supremacy. It reveals decency, compassion, and humanity. Not being upset about these heinous acts would reveal…a monster.

It would be closer to the truth to say that the worldwide memorials to the life-long criminal and drug abuser George Floyd reveals black supremacy. But, of course, no one said that. It is disgusting that Democrats seem to side with Hamas and the crazed Palestinians more than they do with Israel. Then again, Democrats didn’t even stand up or clap for a black child with brain cancer who was being granted his fondest wish during the recent State of the Union address. Hamas terrorists are evil effing monsters.

But their supporters are even worse.

 

Today In Insanity: Three Preposterous Stories

 

1) The Biden administration’s U.S. Department of Agriculture approved a $600,000 grant to the Southern University Agricultural & Mechanical College to study menstruation in “transgender men” and “people with masculine gender identities, intersex and non-binary persons,” according to a database compiled by the American Principles Project (APP). An Agricultural & Mechanical (A&M) College is studying menstruation?! This does not bode well for the nation. Should it not be focused on studying how to increase crop yields or design better products?

“Southern University A&M, putting the ‘men’ in menstruation since 2021!”

Worse yet, according to APP’s database, that is only one of at least 341 Biden-era grants related to gender ideology that have cost taxpayers a total of $128 million. The vast majority of that money came through the U.S. Department of Health & Human Services (HHS), the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID), and the State Department. Calling DOGE, stat!

Instead of spending the money to see why women who pretend to be men menstruate, and similarly inane topics, why not spend the money on researching unicorn reproduction or labor laws surrounding Santa’s elves? These critical and vitally needed federal departments could also drop a few million of our bucks to determine how often the tooth fairy changes clothing.

 

2) A child rapist can stay in the UK after arguing that being deported would harm his mental health. The man was originally jailed for attacking a teenage girl and was to be expelled in 2014. However, he appealed, claiming that he could not be properly treated for depression or PTSD in his native Eritrea, East Africa. Incredibly, his appeal was recently upheld after a doctor witness said he would be more likely to take his life if he was made to return to his home country. The decision to allow his appeal was made despite a security report finding that he would still pose a risk to the public if allowed to remain in the UK.

Memo to the UK: He’s an effing child rapist! His mental health is obviously already harmed beyond repair! Much of the West—and particularly the U.K.—seems to have gone even crazier than the child rapist. It is one thing for heinous crimes to occur. It is quite another for a nation to blithely tolerate them.

3) An Albanian criminal has been allowed to stay in Britain in part because his 10-year-old son does not like the chicken nuggets as served in foreign countries. An immigration tribunal recently ruled it would have been "unduly harsh" for the child to be deported to his native Albania with his father due to his food sensitivity and other "additional" needs. His father, Klevis Disha, 39, successfully appealed his deportation to a lower-tier immigration tribunal……in which his son's dislike of foreign chicken nuggets was listed as the only example of his issues with food.

So, Britain has fallen. Both to Muslims that wish to make it part of a new caliphate, and now to criminals whose children its judges don’t think should be exposed to non-native chicken nuggets.

Suffice it to say, this is not Britain’s finest hour. Pass the nuggets.

 

Canada, Europe Bemoan The Very Tariffs They Levy, Advantages They Give Their Industries

 

Canada and Europe, to the U.S.: “How dare you do to us what we did to you long ago! What gives you the right to do to us what we're doing to you now?!”

Canada and several European nations (as well as other nations, such as China) have long placed tariffs on American goods, and/or subsidized their businesses and industries placing them at a distinct advantage over their American counterparts.

Yet they, almost without exception, go ballistic when the U.S. reciprocates. This seems exceedingly odd, hypocritical-- and outright ungrateful-- as the United States essentially rebuilt much of Europe after the World Wars in which tens of thousands of American lives were lost fighting on behalf of European nations. And since the U.S. has long provided Canada and the Western European nations their only viable protection from Fascist and Communist countries for decades-- and paid for that, too, so they didn’t have to, and could vastly expand their welfare states on Uncle Sam’s dime. Had America not done this, Europeans may well all be speaking German or Russian, take your pick, and Canada would be Soviet or Chinese. (The Canadian government seems to be exhibiting a bizarre but clear favoritism for Communist China at the moment, so maybe it wouldn’t have minded being just another SSR.)

The mainstream media (the enemy of the people) always reports on these tariffs with headlines such as “Canada and China Retaliate Against Trump’s Tariffs,” as if Trump just simply decided to economically assault these nations willy-nilly, out-of-the-blue, for no reason whatsoever. It’s bullshit.

These are not opinions, but facts, hard as they may be for Canucks and Europeans to hear. That several previous American administrations did not voice them in no way diminishes their veracity.

The fact that they are being voiced now should be a wakeup call for America’s friends and potential adversaries alike.

America is back. Choose your side carefully.

 

Tantalizing Tidbits II: Five More Recent News Stories In Short Form

 

Tantalizing Tidbits II: Five More Recent News Stories In Short Form

 

*Last month, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the First Circuit upheld a lower court's dismissal of the lawsuit filed by parents Stephen Foote and Marissa Silvestri in 2022 against Ludlow Public Schools. The lawsuit accused school staff at the Paul R. Baird Middle School in Ludlow, Massachusetts, of secretly encouraging their then 11-year-old daughter to adopt a new name and different gendered pronouns while at school. Yet a federal court ruled that they do not have a constitutional right to be notified about their child's gender transition at school. The parents argue that the school's nondisclosure policy violates their parental rights as protected by the Due Process Clause of the Fourteenth Amendment. Moreover, the parents created the girl! The parents pay for the “education” establishment’s salaries. In a sane and non-evil world, the parents would have far more rights than those in the educational bureaucracy. Period. Those responsible in this school system, like many others, can’t hide who they are: child abusers and would-be tyrants.

*While on the "Breakfast Club" radio show hosted by Charlamagne, Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-TX) recently claimed that the Democratic Party was failing because their messaging was too highbrow and sophisticated to be grasped by the "less educated folk" that vote Republican. She added, “These are just the facts.” Yes, their ‘messaging’ that Trump and his supporters are “Hitler,” “fascists,” “racists,” “misogynistic,” and “deplorable” is certainly “highbrow,” subtle, complicated, and multifaceted. Are you bleeping kidding me?! Democrats hold ping-pong paddle-like signs up stating things like “false” and “Musk steals.” They are not rocket scientists, and Musk is. Some Democrats can’t utter a single cohesive, comprehensible sentence while others simply scream with rage. Crockett calling GOP voters dumb is akin to Hunter Biden calling his political opponents “party animals,” and “druggies.” I mean, come on. AOC, Rashida Tlaib, Eric Swalwell, Jerry Nadler, Crockett herself— and many other Democrats-- are not exactly brainiacs. Contrast them with John Kennedy, Ted Cruz, Ron DeSantis, Marco Rubio, J.D. Vance, Tulsi Gabbard, and Elon Musk…and draw your own conclusions. Note to Crockett: “less educated” doesn’t mean dumber. Given the state of our public schools and university system, it often means less dumbed-down and indoctrinated.

*Recently, the popular Libs of TikTok account on the ‘X’ social media platform shared a video from a progressive woman advocating the assassination of Elon Musk. The woman, a social media commentator who went by the username "sarahcroberts" on the since-deleted TikTok account, stated: "I promised myself I would avoid the news, but obviously, I haven’t. Here’s my one thought — I mean, I have many thoughts,” before averring, “Elon Musk: Like, we need to X him,” as she paused to make a throat-slitting gesture. She added, “And by X, I mean formally known as assassination.” Oookaaay. Incredibly, she went on to say with a smirk, "I haven’t filed my taxes in like eight years. And yet no one’s come for me." Someone should have come for her to gently escort her to an insane asylum rubber room maximum security prison. She’s a typical liberal who proclaims her disdain for violent ‘far-right extremists’ and rich people who avoid taxes, while advocating for the cold-blooded murder of Republicans—and is engaged in serial tax fraud.

*Also recently, some iPhone owners using Apple’s voice-to-text function noticed an apparent glitch in the software whereby if they said the word "racist" into their phones, the word "Trump" would appear before the phones would quickly replace that word with "racist." The ‘error’ was confirmed by multiple independent journalists, as well as the New York Times. It was also documented in a TikTok video. Apple officials preposterously blamed a "phonetic overlap" between the two words, but graciously said they intended to fix it. If “moron” is said into iPhones does “AOC” appear? Does uttering “asshat” produce “Schiff,” and “traitor” morph to “Swalwell?” If not, why?

*A proposed bill in the Maryland legislature aims to repeal a ban on contraception sales in public school vending machines. Some lawmakers are warning that passage of the bill would likely lead to condom dispensers in elementary and preschool settings. Well, hell, why not? What could go wrong? Why not put alcoholic and THC-infused beverages in elementary school vending machines, too? In fact, let’s bring back cigarette vending machines. Better yet, let’s make them vend ganja! Weed! Marijuana! Maybe even crack cocaine! (Of course, the teachers would probably empty the machines before the students got a crack at them.)

 

Rep. Green Interrupts The SOTU Address, Wants To Impeach Trump For 'Incivility"

 

Rep. Al (‘Soylent’) Green (D-TX) vows to soon initiate his second attempt to impeach President Donald Trump. This time for ‘incivility.’ Green confirmed his intention to file articles of impeachment in a recent interview with TMZ. Ironically, Green was censured by the U.S. House of Representatives after he had to be removed from the chamber during President Trump’s March 4^th State of the Union Address because of his ongoing bellicosity. Rep. Green stood up and continually tried to shout over President Trump while shaking his cane at him. His behavior was so egregious, the Sergeant at Arms had to escort Green out.

Just weeks ago, Green introduced different articles of impeachment after Trump outlined his plan for transforming Gaza upon the conclusion of Israel’s war with Hamas. He loudly exclaimed, “Ethnic cleansing in Gaza is not a joke! Especially when it emanates from the President of the United States.” He added, “I rise today to announce I will bring articles of impeachment against the president for dastardly deeds proposed and dastardly deeds done.” He wants to impeach the president for “dastardly deeds?!”

Green said of his newest attempt to get Trump impeached, “I am absolutely going to do it. This level of incivility emanating from the presidency, much of it in policy, is something we cannot tolerate.”

What?! The guy who stood up shouting at the state of the Union address and waved his cane at the president of the United States, disrupting the event for countless millions of people, wants to impeach that president for ‘incivility?’ This is just another example of the fact that today’s Democrats aren’t just tone-deaf hypocrites of the highest order, they are bat-shit crazy!!

 

 

 

African Migrants Take Over Paris Theater, Refuse To Leave

According to The Daily Mail, “left-wing managers of a Paris theatre” called the Gaîté Lyrique, “one of the French capital’s most historic arts venues,” have caused themselves a nearly intractable problem. Last December, the management gave 200 mostly young male African migrants free tickets to a conference titled ‘Refugees Welcome in France.’ The problem? When the conference was finished, the previously homeless migrants refused to leave the venue. In fact, they are still there. Makeshift beds have been placed around the stage and auditorium. The theatre is now occupied by 446 migrants, all of whom are living inside illegally. The theatre had to cancel numerous performances, costing it many thousands of Euros in revenue.

The progressive theatre managers are set to abandon the building and face bankruptcy because of sex-related violence. They say that the crisis is now “so explosive” that immediate retreat is their only option.

Most of the migrants claim they are minors under the age of 18 who deserve permanent housing. But most are known to the local authorities who say they are adults. The Daily Mail reported that “The Collectif des Jeunes du Parc de Belleville, the group which organized the occupation, slammed the age test as 'racist and expeditive.’” Age tests are racist? So, literally everything is racist. Misogyny must then be racist, too. Is racism ageist and misogynistic? Do words even matter anymore?

The whole sordid episode is a tragicomedy—and a perfect metaphor for what is happening to Western Europe on a macro scale. Or, as Mark Steyn deemed it, “the entire history of the contemporary western world in a single news story.”

As France and other Western nations comprising the erstwhile ‘European Theater’ are ever more subsumed by Muslim migrants, the arts will gradually go the way of the dinosaur—and Christianity. And sex-related assault and violence will take their place.

When you invite people into your country to live for free, with no mandate to assimilate, you might find that they aren’t as welcoming of you as you are of them. And, as the “left-wing managers of a Paris theatre” discovered, they might stay permanently…forcing you to leave.

Someone once said, “there is a great deal of ruin in a nation.” But there doesn’t have to be.

Oh well. Que sera sera. Oui?

 

 

Canada, Europe Dis, Threaten U.S.

 

I have always been fond of Canada—and Canadians. I have always had respect for the beauty and history of Europe. But sadly, I have recently started losing that affinity. Canada and the E.U. have recently been treating the United States like a baby treats a diaper. This is particularly reprehensible in light of 250 years or so of history and shared destinies.

Canada and the E.U., we are trying to build a far more transparent government in the U.S., so listen up, the following is a no-sh*tter as those in our military are wont to say: You could not have beat the Germans in World War One or World War 2 without the help of the United States. No less than Winston Churchill knew that to be true. (Yes, I know Germany is now part of the European Union, but the point remains the same.) Neither could you have won the Cold War. You would not even have been taken seriously. Those are facts. In a very real sense, you are only here because of the United States of America. Otherwise, many of you would have been speaking German…or Russian.

A (very) brief primer on the history of the United States: England started by treating us as second-class citizens, country bumpkins, rubes. The result? We defeated the largest military in the world…even though we didn't have one at the outset of hostilities. Much later, after dispensing with Germany—twice-- and spending countless billions of dollars and losing hundreds of thousands of our own, we rebuilt her via the Marshall Plan, and several other nations as well. No one else would have—or could have-- done this. That is also just a fact.

And now Zelenskyy is essentially telling Americans that their sons and daughters must fight and die for Ukraine? After we have given hundreds of billions of dollars in cash and military equipment to his nation?

And Haltbakk Bunkers,  a Norwegian oil and shipping company, threatened not to deliver fuel to the U.S. Navy following Friday's Oval Office clash between Zelenskyy and Trump?

And the U.K. is threatening to extradite, arrest, and imprison Americans for posting social media comments it doesn’t care for?

And Canada, if former Canadian deputy PM and foreign minister Chrystia Freeland has her way, may seek to form a military alliance of nuclear-armed nations to oppose the U.S.? I can’t tell if that is more Satanic or insane.

No country in the history of the world has given more, for less return, than the United States. And you all still wish to treat us like this? So be it. Good luck on your own, lads (and lassies, and ‘others’)!!

France historically rolls over for Germany. Today, nearly all Western nations are meekly allowing themselves to be subsumed by Muslim immigrants and radical leftists, the latter hellbent on erasing their histories, their citizens, their economies…and immutable truths. The former dead set on rebuilding a modern-day caliphate. When there are only Muslim immigrants and radical leftists left, the radical leftists will be disposed of via Sharia Law.

So you can bark at the moon or piss into the wind all you want. We don’t care. Go ahead, knock yourselves out. But remember this: If you are so wedded to unfettered immigration, the woke mind virus, and Marxism, you can go to hell…as you surely will do by allowing your nations to be swallowed up by Islamic migrants…if they are not first sent there via nuclear Armageddon.

But at least you will have thumbed your collective noses at America and Donald Trump. And, really, isn’t that all that matters?