Tuesday, March 18, 2025

Trump Must Wear Boxers, District Court Judge Rules

 

March 28, 2025

News Services

 

A district lower court judge ruled yesterday that President Trump must wear boxers only, never briefs-- a mandate that irked some conservative Republicans. The same judge also stated that Trump is henceforth limited to one Big Mac a week.

In a similar ruling, a different district court judge recently decreed that Air Force One can now only fly to countries whose names start with a ‘U.’ (Uganda, Ukraine, the United Arab Emirates, the United Kingdom, the United States, Uruguay, and Uzbekistan.)

Some radical, far-right ‘MAGA’ types openly claimed that these rulings are unconstitutional and beyond the judges’ purview and urged the president to ignore the rulings. Experts say if Trump does not comply with the rulings, the nation will face a looming Constitutional crisis…and a precedent will be set that could lead to chaos and even civil war.

 

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