Monday, March 3, 2025

Man Accused Of Murder, Cannibalism Has Been Granted His Release

 

According to nbcboston.com, Tyree Smith, a man accused of cannibalism and murder, has been granted a conditional release, courtesy of the Connecticut Psychiatric Security Review Board (PSRB). “Officials” said that Smith, currently at Connecticut Valley Hospital in Middletown, was granted his release after a careful review of his clinical progress. Smith is accused of hacking a man to death with an axe in Bridgeport and subsequently eating part of the victim’s brain-- and an eyeball.

But I’m sure he’s perfectly fine now. Who amongst us hasn’t slipped up and committed a faux pas or two once or twice, correct? Forgive and forget, I always say.

Besides, the Connecticut PSRB said Smith has demonstrated long-term stability and remained engaged in all recommended treatments. Right. What could go wrong?

I’m sure he’s thoroughly rehabilitated. I mean, let’s show some tolerance, inclusion, and love. We’ve all killed and eaten a few folks at one time or another, no?

On the flip side, however, the patriots who strolled through ‘The People’s House’ protesting an election that was almost certainly stolen from them, or those folks who silently pray in the vicinity of an abortion mill are beyond the pale! They should be permanently incarcerated-- if not shot outright! And don’t even get me started on those who don’t believe in children’s genital mutilation! Monsters!

Let’s play a little game, heh, heh, heh. Can you guess who I am, yet, based on my opinions? (Hint: think ‘Rolling Stones.’)

Yes, you’ve got it now.

“Pleased to meet you, can you guess my name? You can call me Lucifer, and I am peerless at this game. I can take your soul and scramble your mind, and you won’t even know you’re insane.”    

 

 

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