Along with announcing a proposed partnership with faith-based
organizations, New York City Mayor Eric Adams recently floated the idea of
eventually housing thousands of migrants in private dwellings and paying
landlords and homeowners to do so. The Big Apple’s mayor noted the city would
have to get over a "30-day rule," but declined to go into details of
implementing his plan.
Adams stated: “It is my vision to
take the next step to the faith-based locales and then move to private residences,” remarking that many “have spare rooms."
Mr. mayor, I would suggest you
start with the governor’s mansion, as I’m certain there are spare rooms in your
edifice.
If this “plan” is implemented,
there will likely be chaos…and worse.
“Mom, who’s in the spare
bedroom?”
“Oh, that’s Manuel, dear.
He’s going to be staying with us for a few months.”
“And who’s in the loft?”
“That’s Jesus, honey. Pay no
attention. I’m sure you won’t even be aware that he’s above us.”
“And what about the crawl
space? I saw some trash and, like, pipes or something down there.”
“That’s just Miguel. He says
he’s trying to get clean, so don’t pester him.”
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