Friday, November 12, 2021

Jeffrey Toobin Calls Kyle Rittenhouse "An Idiot"


In a truly epic instance of the pot calling the kettle black, CNN chief legal analyst Jeffrey Tubesteak Toobin, who was famously caught masturbating on camera during a work Zoom call last October, said that Kyle Rittenhouse is lucky he’s not on trial for being “an idiot.”

Toobin, who is back at CNN as if whacking off on camera while your workmates can see is no big deal, went off on Rittenhouse like he went off on camera. Toobin climbed atop his high horse to look down at Rittenhouse and sniff: “What kind of idiot 17-year-old gets a giant gun and goes to a riot? He has no license, he has no training, he thinks he’s going to scrub graffiti off with his AR-15?”

One might inquire of Toobin: “What kind of idiot 61-year-old grabs his penis and pleasures himself while on a Zoom call with coworkers, forgetting to turn off his camera?”

Toobin, once again rising to the occasion, continued pounding…Rittenhouse, that is…saying, “I mean, the stupidity of this is like—what could possibly go wrong? Well, a lot went wrong.”

One could say the exact same thing about Toobin. And it would be more applicable, even irrespective of age. Rittenhouse did scrub graffiti off store walls-- and was trying to protect the city and its residents. And he isn’t a news network’s “chief legal analyst.”

Toobin, still not done…attacking Rittenhouse that is…added that the “good news” for Rittenhouse is that he is “not on trial for being an idiot.”

It is a good thing for Toobin that he is not on trial for being “an idiot.” Or “a hypocrite.”

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