In a truly epic instance of the pot
calling the kettle black, CNN chief legal analyst Jeffrey Tubesteak Toobin,
who was famously caught masturbating on camera during a work Zoom call last
October, said that Kyle Rittenhouse is lucky he’s not on trial for being “an
idiot.”
Toobin, who is back at CNN as if
whacking off on camera while your workmates can see is no big deal, went off on
Rittenhouse like he went off on camera. Toobin climbed atop his high horse to
look down at Rittenhouse and sniff: “What kind of idiot 17-year-old gets a
giant gun and goes to a riot? He has no license, he has no training, he thinks
he’s going to scrub graffiti off with his AR-15?”
One might inquire of Toobin: “What
kind of idiot 61-year-old grabs his penis and pleasures himself while on a Zoom
call with coworkers, forgetting to turn off his camera?”
Toobin, once again rising to the
occasion, continued pounding…Rittenhouse, that is…saying, “I mean, the
stupidity of this is like—what could possibly go wrong? Well, a lot went
wrong.”
One could say the exact same thing
about Toobin. And it would be more applicable, even irrespective of age.
Rittenhouse did scrub graffiti off store walls-- and was trying to
protect the city and its residents. And he isn’t a news network’s “chief
legal analyst.”
Toobin, still not done…attacking
Rittenhouse that is…added that the “good news” for Rittenhouse is that he is
“not on trial for being
an idiot.”
It is a good thing for Toobin that
he is not on trial for being “an idiot.” Or “a hypocrite.”
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