Tuesday, February 4, 2020

Sen. Warren Won't Name Education Secretary Until Trans Youth Approves


During a recent town hall event in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Bag) (D-Mass) stated that, should she become president, she would not name a Secretary of Education until a young transgender person talks to and okays the candidate.
This, naturally, led other Democratic candidates to new heights of woke virtual signaling. Not to be outdone, Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) promptly announced that he will not name a Housing and Urban Development (HUD) secretary until a homeless person of color approves the choice. Joe Biden went even further, vowing not to select his vice-president “unless and until he or she” is vetted and approved by an “agnostic, bisexual, mulatto transvestite”…just before shoving an elderly lady against a wall at a campaign stop in Dubuque for asking a pointed question. Critics were quick to savage Biden for apparently limiting his vice-presidential search to just males and females, with many taking to Twitter to admonish his “palpable, disgusting, cisnormative bias.”

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