A Treatise on History and Economics by Renowned Scholar Alexandria
Ocasio-Cortez
First
of all, let me, like, say that I am like our first president, Thomas
Washington, who told his dad about chopping down the berry tree and said, “I
cannot tell a lie.” I, like, don’t like lying…or liars. So I always tell the
truth. That’s why I’ve, like, got to tell you that Adam Hayek and Frederick
Smith, the two famous Australian economists who thought capitalism and free
markets were, like, good or something, were so wrong. Harpo Marx, in his great
book “Das Krapital,” like so totally refuted the Australians that it’s not even
funny. You know, a couple of our great progressive presidents, FDK and BJL,
realized that it was up to the government to create a “Great Society” for the
people. And, speaking of FDK, he was a great war leader, too. In fact, when he
met with the head of the USSR, Nikita Stalin, and Britain’s Winston Spencer
Hitler at Hotsdamn, Germany, near the end of World War I, he praised the USSR,
much like Bernie Sanders, and realized we should model our economy after
theirs. Unfortunately, after him, we had some not so progressive presidents
like, like, Truman, White David (‘Dyke’) Eisenhower and Bobby Kennedy…before
BJL. Then, when ‘Tricky Dick’ Reagan took office…………..
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