The colorless little billionaire, former New York City Mayor
Michael Bloomberg, recently launched a campaign video attacking President Trump
in which an animatronic
gingerbread man dances on Trump‘s shoulder, while Trump repeats the word “lie”
for over two minutes during his post-acquittal speech. Smoke comes out of the
gingerbread man’s head and eventually his feet burst into flame, apparently
signifying “liar, liar, pants on fire.” Get it? Trump is a liar.
Unfortunately
for Little Mike, audio and video of the then mayor saying derogatory things
about African-Americans has surfaced even more recently. Perhaps the Trump
campaign will produce a video of a gingerbread man in blackface—or a chocolate-colored
gingerbread person—tap-dancing on Bloomberg’s shoulder while he utters the word
“racist” until the Rev. Jesse Jackson ties him up and takes him back to seedier
areas of “Hymietown” to face justice.
Bad
timing, but that’s just the way the cookie crumbles, Mr. Bloomberg. Don’t worry,
though. Be happy. If you stay in the Big Apple instead of going to Washington,
you can spend more time in your beloved “Big
Gay” ice cream parlors.
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