The colorless little billionaire, former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg, recently launched a campaign video attacking President Trump in which an animatronic gingerbread man dances on Trump‘s shoulder, while Trump repeats the word “lie” for over two minutes during his post-acquittal speech. Smoke comes out of the gingerbread man’s head and eventually his feet burst into flame, apparently signifying “liar, liar, pants on fire.” Get it? Trump is a liar.
Unfortunately for Little Mike, audio and video of the then mayor saying derogatory things about African-Americans has surfaced even more recently. Perhaps the Trump campaign will produce a video of a gingerbread man in blackface—or a chocolate-colored gingerbread person—tap-dancing on Bloomberg’s shoulder while he utters the word “racist” until the Rev. Jesse Jackson ties him up and takes him back to seedier areas of “Hymietown” to face justice.
Bad timing, but that’s just the way the cookie crumbles, Mr. Bloomberg. Don’t worry, though. Be happy. If you stay in the Big Apple instead of going to Washington, you can spend more time in your beloved “Big Gay” ice cream parlors.