Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Near-Future Headlines


 Supreme Court Bans Heterosexual Unions
                                                                                                                                                     Farrakhan Appeals To Have White People Banned; Court To Hear Appeal

 White House To Be Renamed “Bright House”

 Major Universities To Bar Use Of The Word “White”

 Those With The Last Name Of “White” Fleeing Country

 It’s Finally Settled, University Of North Dakota Teams To Be Called The “Rainbow Priders”

 The Star-Spangled Banner To Be Replaced By The “Spangled Rainbow Banner”
                                                                                                                                                           White Onions, White Bass, Whitefish, White Papers, Etc., To Be Re-christened As “Pale -----“

 Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Ban Moms, Apple-Pie, Baseball

 Uncle Sam Out, “Pat” New Symbol Of U.S. Government

 Country’s Gay Spokesmen Announce Formation Of The U.S. “Hair Force”

 Celebrate Diversity! Welcome An Invasive Species Into Your Home, Lake Or Neighborhood!

 Supreme Court Bans Designation Of "Male" Or "Female" For Fasteners, Hardware

 Supreme Court To Decide Whether Constitution Is Constitutional


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