Sunday, December 11, 2022

Hillary Clinton Compares Life Under Taliban, Rape By Russian Forces To Women's "Plight" In America

 

Hillary Clinton recently appeared on PBS’s Amanpour and Company to preview the Clinton Presidential Center’s upcoming summit on the status of women’s rights around the world. (Sometimes satire writes itself, as is the case with a Clinton talking about women’s rights.) Host Christiane Amanpour began the interview by asking Clinton what she thought about the “unfinished business” of women’s rights. Clinton allowed that some progress has been made, but stated, ”We are also in a period of time where there is a lot of pushback and much of the progress that has been, I think, taken for granted by too many people is under attack. Literally under attack in places like Iran or Afghanistan or Ukraine where rape is a tactic of war, or under attacks by political and cultural forces in a country like our own when it comes to women’s health care and bodily autonomy.”

Makes perfect sense to equate the state of women’s rights in Iran, where some are being beaten or killed for protesting the ruling regime-- and the mandate that they cover nearly every square inch of their bodies in clothing if they wish to go out in public-- with the “plight” of women in Arkansas, doesn’t it?! And to compare women’s rights under the Taliban in Afghanistan to that of those in the United States who, in some states, may not be able to off their potential offspring with ease and impunity up to the moment of birth. And to the Ukrainian women being raped by Russian invaders.

But, what the hell, go ahead and compare the pro-life folks who were elected to state government in Arkansas to Mullahs, the Taliban, and Russian rapists. (Or how about your husband Bill?)

Insane.

But not to Christiane Amanpour, who apparently thought this was a completely rational thing to say.

Which says a lot about these women, none of it good. All of it evil. So, we are to understand that “pro-choice” women are simply incapable of summoning the strength to avoid screwing someone, or even to use protection, but that it is their healthcare “right” to then kill the baby they created in their womb?

Ironically, many of these same “ladies” believe that hunting (and gun ownership) should be banned, and that we have no right to use or kill animals for our own convenience—or even sustenance.

And the whole “Our bodies, our rights” thing is so preposterous as to be laughable. Neither men nor women have the right to use their bodies to club a baby seal to death or hunt or fish out of season. We can’t even press our foot down too far on our cars’ gas pedals if that results in our driving over the speed limit. Nor can we drive that car at all after we’ve had a few cocktails.

But they claim we do have an inherent right to kill our babies if we so desire?

That Hillary Clinton, a former lawyer, senator, Secretary of State, First Lady, and serial enabler, would unfavorably compare the status of women in her native U.S. to that of those under the thumb of the Taliban or being raped by Russian soldiers, is equally despicable and insane.

 

 

 

 

 

 

"DFL" And "GOP" Acronyms Need Updating

 

Today, “DFL” should stand for “Democratic-Fascist-Lunatic” Party,” and “GOP” for “Grand Old Panickers.” Democrats are typically the aggressors, attacking, accusing, badgering and bludgeoning (usually figuratively) their ideological foes. Republicans, worried sick about how they might be perceived by certain groups, almost always acquiesce, compromise, or back away from a fight. Despite the fact they typically have demonstrably better policy prescriptions. The whole show is revolting.

This is all the more depressing—and perplexing—because today’s Democrats have no new ideas, no track record of success to tout. Historically, all their policy prescriptions end with countries thrust into privation, despair—and tyranny. And often a great many deaths.

 

Thursday, December 8, 2022

Headlines You Wouldn't Have Seen Just A Few Short Years Ago

 

Headlines You Would Never Have Seen Just A Few Short Years Ago:

 

*The People Cheering for Humanity’s End - The Atlantic

They think the planet would be better off without us. Who would know? These people must be super fun at parties. (God did instruct us to go forth and multiply, but these people think the cosmos is better off without Him, too.)

*Canada has a shortage of Grim Reapers to meet demand for assisted suicide - LifeSite (lifesitenews.com)    

A big demand for assisted suicide in Canada? I guess that shouldn’t be too surprising given Trudeau’s policies.

*In too deep: John Fetterman's wife claims that swimming is 'very racist' (msn.com)      

That’s correct. Every time I go for a swim, I’m really trying to stick it BIPOCs! You’ve gotta be kidding me. Mrs. Fetterman can go jump in the lake! (Except that would be racist.)

*Campus Reform | University library asks transgender students to journal about their bathroom experiences

Why is it that educators at all levels want to talk about their students’ most intimate body parts and bodily functions?

*Former UCSD professor gave all students As and no homework to ‘decolonize’ classroom | The College Fix

 Let’s “decolonize” everything! And never judge, critique or grade anything! What a fantastic world that would create! Except that nothing would exist, possibly including us. (Which might make “the people cheering for humanity’s end” happy.) With no more testing, verifying, pushback, etc., no one’s feelings would get hurt. Of course, eventually no buildings would stand, no planes would fly, and no surgeries or medical diagnoses would be performed correctly. But at least we wouldn’t be so “colonized!”

*Federal court systems to establish mentorship program that promotes a 'psychologically safe space' for 'staff who self-identify within any minoritized group' - TheBlaze

Say what?

*California city will send all adult residents, including non-US citizens, $100 in taxpayer funds to donate to political candidates - TheBlaze

Translation: We in the government want to send you other people’s money so you will be sure to vote…for the candidates that will keep sending you other people’s money! Perfectly ethical!

 

*Trans woman jailed for sex with 14-year-old girl - BBC News 

And “she” impregnated the 14-year-old girl. Are we tired of “women” raping and impregnating other women yet? How much longer will we keep playing this sick game?

*WI Children's Hospital Stacks Chaplain Roster With Trans Activists (thefederalist.com)

How many of them are “women?” What could go wrong?

*Republican senator claims 'survival' of US depends on codifying same-sex 'marriage' - LifeSite (lifesitenews.com)

Beam me up, Scotty. There’s no intelligent life here.

*Trudeau threatens the province of Alberta over its ‘Sovereignty Act,' says ‘all’ options on the table - LifeSite (lifesitenews.com)

Including, perhaps, the nuclear option? Or will the formerly Black-faced monster just invade? Freeze its accounts and seize its assets? Take its NHL teams away?

*Priest Advocates Porn for Overstressed Clergy | Frontpage Mag

It seems the priesthood isn’t what it used to be.

 

All but two of these headlines were gleaned from one day’s worth of perusing the news. That’s correct, ten of the twelve were from reports of December 1. Any one of them illustrates a profound change in society from not so long ago and portends potentially dire consequences.

Taken together they are quite a snapshot of America (and the West in general) circa 2022. None of these would have been thinkable in 1972. Or 1982. Probably not in 2012, either.

So-called progressives are winning the culture wars in a rout. 

But this doesn’t look like “progress” to me.

It looks like a harbinger of chaos and disaster.

 

 

Wednesday, December 7, 2022

Correct Pronouns Used For Victims Of Colorado Shooting!

 

Five people were recently shot to death (and 18 others injured) inside Club Q, an LGBTQ nightclub in Colorado Springs. This prompted authorities to verify the names and the pronouns of the victims by working with their families, instead of merely relying on what the coroner’s office provided them, a Colorado Springs city spokeswoman told the USA TODAY

During a November 21st news conference, Colorado Springs Police Chief Adrian Vasquez identified those fatally shot by stating their names – and their pronouns.

Vasquez said, "We respect all of our community members, including our LGBTQ community. Therefore, we will be identifying the victims by how they identified themselves and how their families have loved and identified them."

He continued: “Kelly Loving; pronouns are ‘she/her;’ Daniel Aston; pronouns are ‘he/him;’ Derrick Rump; pronouns are ‘he/him;’ Ashley Paugh; pronouns are ‘she/her;’ Raymond Green Vance; pronouns are ‘he/him.’”

It is ironic that all five, identified as cisgender, “Loving” and “Rump” included, while the shooter claimed to be non-binary.

But the important thing-- the key takeaway from this heinous act of violence and terror-- is that, though all five may be dead, by God the correct pronouns were used when referring to them! Right? I bet somewhere, even now, they are so proud! So proud!

By-the-way, what are the correct pronouns for dead people? And do they still get to choose them?

In any case, let’s not concern ourselves with the root causes of depression, insanity and the rising rates of violent crime. Do not mention the defund the police movement, cashless bail, or the skyrocketing rate of recidivism! Don’t say a word about the shocking lack of punishment for repeat offenders!

Lockdowns? Pshaw! Social distancing for a couple of years? No big whoop.

And never bring up the war on Christianity, traditional values, patriotism, standards, and the family! So what if our young ones are not encouraged to believe in God, family, or nation, but are urged to disdain them all in favor of a virtually religious belief in big government and “experts?”

Is it so wrong to effectively cede our free will, morals, and spirituality to what President Trump deemed “The Swamp?” Is it so wrong to baselessly despise “MAGA” types to the depth of one’s soul? Or might it possibly be detrimental to countless millions to mock them…and the Bible’s promised gift of “faith, hope, and love?”

But who cares?

Victims may be piling up, but at least we are using their “correct” pronouns.

 

 

Tuesday, December 6, 2022

Russian Troops Dying Of Hypothermia Due To Inadequate Clothing?

 

According to some recent reports, Russian soldiers are facing a new enemy during the country's continued invasion of Ukraine: their own inadequate gear and clothing that has led some troops to die from hypothermia.

 

Rebekah Koffler, a former DIA intelligence officer, told Fox News Digital: "This is what happens when you have a fashion designer, such as Valentin Yudashkin, develop Russian military uniforms.”

What? How could this possibly be? Russia? Russia would have been East Germany if not for the brutal Russian winter that finally slowed, stopped and then killed the Germans—who were wearing inadequate clothing. And they haven’t learned from that?! They’re worried about fashion? During wartime? The Russians? After the Battle of Moscow and the Battle of Stalingrad, I can’t picture Russian soldiers flouncing around showing off their light but stylish field jackets and how they have perfectly accessorized their uniforms.

Either Ms. Koffler is crazy, or the Russians are.

Come to think of it, looking closely at current events around the globe, it might be more accurate to state that everyone is {crazy}.

 

 

Monday, December 5, 2022

My Predictions For The Next Biennium

 

                                          My Predictions for the Next Biennium:

 

*December 5: Last mail-in ballots counted for 2022 mid-term elections, nearly four weeks after “Election Day.”

*December 5: FOX 10 Phoenix calls the Georgia run-off election for Raphael Warnock.

*December 6: Georgia run-off election between Herschel Walker (R) and Raphael Warnock (D) begins.

*December 14: Kamala Harris visits Wayne Corporation manufacturing site, sings “The Wheels on the Bus” song to executives.

*December 25: President Joe Biden wishes Americans a “very merry…um, you know, the thing,” and adds, “don’t let your kids eat all the chocolate bunnies at once!”

*January 3, 2023: Republicans accidentally install Alaska’s Lisa Murkowski as Speaker of the House.

*February 2: New York Mayor Eric Adams drops “Staten Island Chuck” during Ground Hog’s Day ceremony, killing him instantly. Adams blames” systemic racism” for the incident. Al Gore says climate change to blame. Other Democrats claim it was Trump’s fault.

*February 6-10: Democrats in the Senate debate a new proposal to counteract global warming and “save our planet” while record-breaking cold temperatures paralyze much of the nation, causing hundreds of deaths.

*March 17: President Biden urges all Americans to celebrate “Cinco de Mayo” responsibly.

*May 9: Project Veritas video released proving “alphabet agencies” headed by Satan worshippers.

*May 23: Conservative media release correspondence and video proving that Joe Biden paid for Hunter’s hookers and drugs with money “The Big Guy” obtained from Chinese communists.

*May 24: The New York Times, Washington Post, and MSNBC denounce the reports, calling them “Russian disinformation.”

*July 4: President Biden encourages “all, um, uh, immigrants” to enjoy “the, uh, Armistice Day.”

*October 18: The Federal Reserve announces that the adjusted annual rate of Inflation for September was 20.2%.

*November 16: Reports indicate that murders were up 49% over last year, burglaries up 742% for same time period.

*December 1: Democratic Senate passes bill that, if enacted, would ban all forms of Christian worship as “apostacy.”

*January 1, 2024: President Biden wishes “everyone in the world, except, you know, the Russkies, a Happy Labor Day.”

*February 22: President Biden, after conferring with the CDC and assorted medical “experts,” announces that a new coronavirus has emerged from a “wet market out east,” and orders a two-month lockdown to “fatten…I mean flatten…the curve.” No one will be allowed to travel and all non-essential businesses will be shut down. Some wags have started calling the illness the “Boston Flu.” Authorities threaten to shoot them.

*October 10: President Biden issues executive order making it a felony to be caught outside without a full, properly worn hazmat suit as the Boston Flu latest iteration of the coronavirus rages on.

*October 11: President Biden issues an executive order making ice cream the “official food” of the United States.

*October 12: President Biden issues executive order permanently banning on-site voting “everywhere and for all time.” Henceforth, only mail-in balloting will be allowed.

*November 5: Mainstream media outlets excitedly announce that Democrats are winning in a landslide, and that a “Big Blue Wave” is sweeping the nation on this “Election Day” 2024. All project John Fetterman (D-PA) to be the next President of the United States.

*November 11: Final totals are announced for the 2024 election, giving Democrats a 61-39 hold on the Senate and a 292-143 edge in the House. The Big Blue Wave has done its job.

*January 29, 2025: Democratic congress ratifies bill to “eliminate” all political opposition. President Fetterman signs the legislation into law. After achieving one-party rule, top Democrats boast “we have—finally-- saved our democracy!”

                                                          

                                                              {FINI}

 

 

Sunday, December 4, 2022

Whither The World Without America

 

Where exactly would the world be without Christianity, capitalism/free markets, and the idea of natural rights? Without…America? Would assembly lines and mass production have ever been thought of? Efficiencies of scale? Abundant and affordable goods of all kinds? What could have brought billions out of poverty in the past several decades? Would someone have eventually discovered electricity? Who would have invented dental floss, hearing aids, cardiac defibrillators, radiocarbon dating, traffic lights, crash test dummies, lasers, LEDs, chemotherapy, microwave ovens, video games, mobile phones, fiber optic cables, email, personal computers, skyscrapers, suspension bridges, airplanes, the phonograph, the light bulb, the internet, and the Global Positioning System, just to name a few of the mind-boggling number of American inventions that have so greatly benefited mankind humankind.

There is much talk today among the woke about “appropriation” and “reparations.” Appropriation?! Virtually everyone else in the world has appropriated American inventions, technology, and ideas. (Or stolen them outright as is the case with China.) Perhaps reparations are due to the United States from all the countries that have immeasurably benefitted from its excellence and largess, and the countless millions that would not otherwise be alive today.

It is true that the American founders themselves gleaned much from Europe’s Enlightenment, also known as the Age of Reason. Thomas Jefferson utilized some of John Locke’s ideas in composing the Declaration of Independence, particularly his notion of natural rights. Sadly, today Western nations are intent on rushing headlong into what can only be called the Confusion, or the Age of Stupidity. Where once we pondered and debated the accumulated wisdom of human history and man’s relation to God and His universe, today we can’t even acknowledge the existence of two sexes or identify the things that differentiate them. We in the West are on the cusp of attempting to banish God-- and free markets-- to the trash bin of history, while elevating and celebrating entitlement, sloth, and amorality to/as virtues. Jacob Bronowski wrote of The Ascent of Man, but, to my knowledge, did not anticipate our demise. The Descent of Man that we are currently experiencing could be permanent, due to the complete control that leftists now have over virtually every institution in most Western nations.

In America—America!—today, the concept of free speech, assembly and religion are under attack. As is the right to defend oneself and one’s family. The idea of limited government is naught but a quaint, if mildly amusing, reminder of days of yore. In 1775, Patrick Henry famously exclaimed, “Give me liberty or give me death.” Yet it now seems as if Chinese and Iranian citizens may be more willing to put themselves at risk in an attempt to gain some semblance of freedom than Americans are.

How did we get here? By refusing to properly understand the goals and motives of the left. By letting them convince us that there is no objective truth, and that morality is 100% fungible and subjective. And by somehow refusing to acknowledge that this can only lead to utter decline and devastation. Someone once said, “The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he never existed.” Well, these are the corollaries. Many of today’s leftists are similarly brilliant at being evil. And they have now completed their “long march through the institutions” that they promised us they were embarking on back in the 1960s. Too bad too few of us believed them. It was about the only time they told the truth.

I once asked an “educator,” at my son’s parent-teacher conference, why he thought the United States was so prosperous and successful. He told me, “It’s only because we are a large country with lots of natural resources and friendly neighbors and two oceans for our borders.” In response, I asked him how he would explain the staggering economic success of tiny Hong Kong (when it was essentially a British protectorate) with the population density of a massive ant colony vis-à-vis the fact that Russia-- the largest country in the world and sporting the most resources—has historically had a tiny economy and an inability to quickly and/or decisively defeat much smaller nations like France, Japan, and Finland in military conflicts.

He did not respond, other than to shake his head at me and sputter something akin to “well, your time is up.”

This is essentially what those on the left are saying to us now. They have no answers and will not abide the truth, so they fling insults at the rest of us and say, “your time is up.” And then they say if our beliefs prevail it will be the end of “our democracy.”

If the West—and particularly the United States— encourages its own demise via what amounts to assisted suicide, the rest of the world, too, may grow figuratively, if not literally, dark. Possibly forever.

Who could pay reparations for that?

 

 

 

A PRIDE! Month Recollection

 

                                                 A PRIDE! Month Recollection

 

June has always been my favorite month. The snow is gone, the days are long and bright--and the whole glorious summer lies ahead. Fishing, baseball, boating, beaches…and long afternoons in the hammock with a good book beckon.

The following is a chronological account of a typical day for me this past June. 

7:55 AM: I wake up and eat a bowl of Kellogg’s “Together With Pride™” cereal for breakfast, while whatever radio station I turn to informs me of the day’s PRIDE! activities, celebrations, and observations. I scan the morning paper, noting stories about the LGBTQ community in every section.

8:20 AM: I turn on the television to discover the morning news shows are all finishing up stories on PRIDE! Month.

9:00 AM: I arrive at work and read my emails, several of them from my company expressing its pride in its LGBTQ employees and enumerating the financial, administrative, and spiritual support for same. There are also several emails from vendors exclaiming how proud they are to be so proud of PRIDE! month!

10:30 AM: I notice several associates around the office wearing pastel colored apparel accessories in support of the LGBTQ community. “Allies,” I think they are called.

11:00 AM: An H.R. person comes around, asking fellow employees if they’d like to donate to companies and causes that wholeheartedly support the LGBTQ community.

12:30 PM: I go out to lunch and realize I forgot that the main road by our office is blocked off for our community’s PRIDE! Parade. Take an alternate route.

12:44: Arrive at Burger King and see they are offering a special in honor of gay pride month. For a limited time, customers can order a burger with two top—or two bottom—buns. Wink, wink! I order a regular Whopper with fries.

1:15 PM: Skirting the ongoing PRIDE! Parade, I notice several men walking around naked, “whipping” other naked men next to them…as parents with small children look on a cheer.

5:30 PM: Leaving work, I rush home to pick up my kids so we can get to the baseball game on time.

6:42 PM: Upon arriving at the ballpark, we decide to get something to eat. As the kids and I approach the food vendor, I hope they aren’t offering a PRIDE! special on wieners or foot-long hot dogs. We order nachos and soft drinks.

6:55 PM: The players take the field. I see that most of them sport gaily colored patches, stickers, or hats in honor of PRIDE! Month.

10:15 PM: I should go home and get the kids to bed so they can get up in the morning (and celebrate PRIDE! Month once again), but they want to stay and see the “Fabulous Fireworks Show” after the game. The brightly colored fireworks are dazzling, at one point spelling out “PRIDE!” during the finale.

11:45 PM: Back home, kids in bed, I turn on the television again. The late-night host is talking to a celebrity I don’t recognize about the “rise in Christian nationalism, white patriarchal supremacy, and the resultant existential threat to the LGBTQ community.”

11:48 PM: I go to the bathroom, throw up, brush my teeth, and climb in bed. Wife stirs and asks me how my day was. I mutter, “PRIDE! goeth before a fall.” She looks at me quizzically, rolls over and falls back to sleep.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Friday, December 2, 2022

San Francisco's "Sustainable" Toilet Of The Future Breaks Down After Three Days

 

San Francisco city officials recently unveiled a new, self-cleaning toilet designed to reflect San Francisco values. The city’s Department of Public Works stated via press release that the "next-generation restrooms are environmentally sustainable, brighter and easier to keep clean."

Unfortunately, like many of the city’s residents, the magical toilet quit working within a few days of its debut. The so-called "Amenipod,” touted by the San Francisco Chronicle as the "future of public toilets,”  had been installed on the outskirts of Embarcadero Plaza and was opened to the public on November 23rd. It broke down three days later.

I was under the impression that San Francisco itself was “the future of public toilets,” based on the staggering amount of human excrement on several of the city’s streets and walkways.

 Sustainable defecation seems a perfect metaphor for what’s happening in—and to—America today…courtesy of the Democrat-Socialist Party. Although, on second thought, it isn’t sustainable in the long run.

If our leaders continue to buy into wokeism and anti-capitalism, we may someday soon “achieve” near Soviet-style incompetence and malfunction.

These “next-generation restrooms” may or may not prove to be unusable when exposed to the real world. The bigger problem by far is that America may be figuratively in the crapper before long.

In related news, supervisors in San Francisco recently voted to give city police the go ahead to use potentially lethal, remote controlled robots in emergency situations. This authorization followed an emotionally charged debate among the politically liberal board members over support for law enforcement.

While the San Francisco Police Department says it has no plans to arm the robots with guns, the department could deploy robots equipped with explosive charges, “to contact, incapacitate, or disorient violent, armed or dangerous suspects” when lives are at stake, according to Allison Maxie, SFPD spokesperson.

Potentially lethal robots armed with explosives? What could go wrong?

Perhaps the city should use the robots to clean the city’s toilets—and its streets and walkways—and stop making insanely expensive “futuristic” toilets and garbage cans.

 

 

Thursday, December 1, 2022

Democrats Want More For Everybody!

 

It’s true! Democrats really do want more for everybody.

More poverty, hunger, privation, more destitution, more fear, more doubt, more questioning, more inflation, more Marxism, more crying. Republicans/conservatives want less of these. Less poverty, less fear, fewer tears. So, in that sense, Democrats do want more for you while conservatives would like you to make do with less.

Can conservatives win on those promises, that platform?

In fairness, the establishment of both parties, if they were being honest, would promise more of the same. More lies and bullshit. More rules, more regulations, more laws, more mandates, more lockdowns, more chaos, more oppression, more globalism.

The elites do desire less of some things, however. Less nationalism, less patriotism, less Christianity, and less freedom for starters.

Because that means more of what really matters for/to them. More control and more power.