Burger King Woke Joke Falls Flat

 

                  Burger King U.K. recently launched a new program to train female chefs. BKUK announced the venture in an explanatory tweet noting: “Only 20% of chefs are women. We’re on a mission to change the gender ratio in the restaurant industry by empowering female employees with the opportunity to pursue a culinary career.” The company hash-tagged the message for International Women’s Day, adding that its “new scholarship programme… will help female Burger King employees pursue their culinary dreams!” A nice-- and woke-- gesture, right?

              Maybe so, but the company also sent out a meant-to-be ironic tweet stating: “Women belong in the kitchen,” assuming that the Wokeratis in the Twitterverse were smart enough to tie the messages together and pick up on the irony.

              They were not.

              Many of those who spend their lives eagerly awaiting the next reason to be outraged savaged the burger chain with supremely clever tweets such as this one: “Always knew Burger King belongs in the trash.” Have it your way, Shakespeare.

              I wonder what the response would have been if BKUK had tweeted, “It takes two hands to handle our Whopper®, ladies.”

                 

Biden Donating Other People's Salaries

 Charity is when you donate your own salary...like President Trump did. There are 4 ways to spend money: 1) You can spend your own money on yourself, 2) You can spend your own money on someone else, 3) You can spend someone else's money on yourself, or 4) You can spend someone else's money on someone else. By the time you get to number 4, the people "responsible" for dispersing the money don't give a rat's ass how it's spent. Trump selflessly took option number 2. Biden and the Democrats always choose options 3 and 4. Who truly cares about others?

                         

Cuomo Brothers Criticized

 

              What a pair.

              Of Cuomos, that is. Governor Andrew Cuomo (D-N.Y.) is in hot water after multiple credible charges of sexual harassment have been levied against him by, at last count, five different women. Andrew, though issuing a sort of apology recently, is utterly determined to hold on to his power, saying “There is no way I resign.” He claimed that if his actions made the young women “uncomfortable,” they were “unintentional.” He said he felt “awful” about the allegations and admitted to being “embarrassed,” and seemed to feel that this should be reason enough to allow him to stay in office. Oddly enough, or by someone’s design, the charges of harassment have completely overshadowed the deaths of thousands of elderly that were caused by the governor’s decision to place people infected with COVID-19 into nursing homes. And his administration’s actions to hide the real number of fatalities from the public.

              Meanwhile, Andrew’s brother Chris, a CNN host, claimed he “obviously” couldn’t cover the harassment allegations against his brother. CNN apparently feels it “obviously” can’t cover allegations against any Democrat, so it’s not surprising in that sense, though the two Cuomos have frequently frolicked and cavorted on air over the past year or more. Chris has taken some heat himself for his recent antics with friend and fellow CNN host Don Lemon. While speaking with Lemon on March 5^th, Chris inexplicably began singing the theme song for "Good Times," a CBS sitcom featuring American television’s first Black two-parent family that aired in the 1970s. This prompted Lemon to say, "How do you know the words to 'Good Times?’” To which Cuomo quickly replied, "You know I'm black on the inside.” That remark, naturally, led to claims of “appropriation.”

              Chris is, apparently, an Oreo in reverse, white on the outside and black on the inside. Both Cuomos should be red all over.

              What a pair, indeed. 

              Sounds like something Andrew might say.

 

Tulane University Sex Week Features "Genital Diversity Gallery"

 

Tulane University was founded in 1834 and became a “comprehensive” university in 1847. It became private in 1884. But it wasn’t really a comprehensive university until this year—this past week actually-- when it hosted “sex week,” including a comprehensive gallery of people’s privates. The festive extravaganza was touted by organizers as a “diverse week of comprehensive, queer-inclusive, culturally-specific, sex-positive sexual health events and conversations.” Culturally specific? Is sex dramatically different among various peoples of the world? I mean, we all have basically the same parts, do we not? Is Black sex really that different than white sex? Is it that Black and white? Do we want it to be? Why do “progressives?”

Nonetheless, scheduled events included a session open only to Black students called “Let’s Talk About Black Sex, Baby!” According to Tulane’s website, the “Black Sex” event was held on Thursday, March 4, and featured a “safe space to talk about Black sexuality.” This seminar apparently featured a “panel of students and faculty discussing the unique experiences Black femme-identifying and nonbinary people face on campus.” Quite. And, of course, it also included the now obligatory sex toy giveaway.

Not every Sex Week event was racially segregated, however. The symposium also featured a “Genital Diversity Gallery,” which the school’s website proudly noted was “the first project to create anatomically exact tools, based on human molding techniques, and present the vast spectrum of genitalia (assigned-male, assigned-female, intersex, trans, and with voluntary or forced surgeries) to destigmatize genitals and celebrate the diversity of bodies that exist.” I confess I was ignorant of the fact that genitals are considered “stigmatized” in 2021. I am keenly aware, however, that we are supposed to “celebrate the diversity of bodies that exist.”

Yet another event that was held during this academically intense week was the talk on “Embodied Sexuality,” the goal of which was to “really embody your sexuality, radically and authentically.” Radically and authentically? And in a safe, socially distanced, Dr. Fauci-approved manner, I should hope.

But wait, there was more! Since everyone loves a happy ending, the workshop also included a “guided sexual embodiment practice” session, which featured a “releasing ritual.” Film at 11. Just kidding. Or at least I hope so.

              Discovering new forms of genitalia is not exactly like discovering a new planet, galaxy, cure for cancer, or even a new way to fillet fish. Columbus discovered America and he’s been canceled by colleges, but college kids today are expected to be proud of learning about—and adding to-- “the vast spectrum” of known genitalia?

              “Beam me up, Scotty, there’s no intelligent life here.” Especially on college campuses.

                       

 

 

The GayBCs

 

              A video recently surfaced on social media of a young child sitting on a woman’s lap reading from “The GayBCs,” a learning-the-alphabet book for kiddies by M.L. Webb. That’s right, The GayBCs. Now youngsters can learn about letters and the stringent LGBTQ agenda at the same time! Yay! An ad for the book states, “Now in board book format, a joyful alphabet book of LGBTQ+ vocabulary for kids of all ages!” (Kids of all ages? “Sit right down on grandpa’s lap, Jimmy, and let’s learn the alphabet the gay way!”) Goodreads.com joyfully notes, “A playdate extravaganza transforms into a joyful celebration of friendship, love, and identity as four young friends sashay out of all the closets, dress up in a wardrobe fit for kings and queens, and discover the wonders of their imagination.” Who could be against joyful sashaying? It adds that the book includes “playful” illustrations. And it’s only $8.99 in the Kindle Store!

              But back to the video. It begins with the little boy reading aloud: “A is for…‘ally.’” The woman then introduces the rest of the letters. She prompts, “B is for…” and the child responds “bi.” Later the boy says C is for “coming out,” D is for “drag,” G is for “gay,” I is for “intersex,” L is for “lesbian,” N is for “non-binary,” Q is for “queer,” and T is for “trans” among other letter designations.

And there is “playful” expository text following the letter designations. "B is for 'bi,’” for example, is followed by: "You can shout it out loud. I like boys and girls, and that makes me proud." After "G is for 'gay,'" the text reads: "It's a word that implies you're a girl who likes girls or a guy who likes guys." And after "L is for 'lesbian'" comes, "It's love and affection between two special girls who share a connection." Share a connection, get it?  Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more!

And this is probably just the first in a series of LGBTQ instructional books aimed at young kids. There could even be more GayBC books. The letters can stand for many different things. “A” could be for “Anogender” or “anus,” for example. D doesn’t just have to be for “drag,” it could stand for, say, “dental dam” as well. In fact, that’s a double D! Double the playfulness! P could be for polyamory. And so on. The possibilities are nearly as endless as the number of genders!

This is not meant as an anti-gay diatribe. It is an anti-asinine diatribe. Heterosexuals should not be teaching kids the alphabet with books that say, “D is for doggie-style,” “M is for missionary,” “S is for scrotum,” or “V is for vagina,” either. The difference is…they don’t.

Can’t there even be one effing alphabet we share, that binds us together, rather than dividing us? (Maybe binds us isn’t the right term in this context. Unites us?) Does there really need to be a different set of meanings or letter-associations for gays and straight people? How the hell did we get here? Soon kids will be so confused they won’t know whether to sit or stand when peeing. Worse, they won’t know why there were males and females to begin with. This is child abuse masquerading as instruction.

One thing is certain: “I is for ‘idiocy.’”

 

 

 

Obama Proudly Says He Once Assaulted Schoolmate

 

              A couple of “Bosses” have hooked up recently to enlighten the world via a new podcast called “Renegades: Born in the USA.” Former President Barack Obama and legendary rocker Bruce Springsteen, Ebony and Ivory 2.0, discuss socio-political issues on their new platform, one which I doubt would be afforded former President Donald Trump and, say, Kid Rock. The second episode of the enterprise featured the Dynamic Duo talking about racism. Imagine that. Obama whinily and preposterously tagged the "politics of white resistance and resentment" as the primary reason why he didn't push for reparations while he was in office before jauntily recalling how he physically assaulted a “friend” back in his school days. The “friend” allegedly called the President-to-Be a racial slur, prompting Obama to pop him in the face and break his nose. Obama admitted that his friend/tormentor might not even have known what the slur was, but claimed he knew it would hurt him. Obama reportedly chuckled whilst retelling the story and Springsteen praised him for his actions, saying, “well done.”

              This jibes with President Biden’s oft-asserted desire to “beat the hell out of” former President Trump for allegedly disrespecting women, a charge akin to Hitler proclaiming his disgust at a fellow Nazi’s treatment of Jews.

              It took less than five weeks for Biden to prove Trump and his supporters right by bombing Syria. You gotta love those loving, tolerant liberals!

Texas, Mississippi Free Their Citizens

 

The governors of Texas and Mississippi recently joined those of Florida and South Dakota in releasing their citizens from unconstitutional tyranny by “allowing” businesses to fully reopen and removing mask mandates for individuals.

This prompted President Biteme Biden to lambast the governors for engaging in “Neanderthal thinking.” Yes, that’s how far we have fallen, how far we have travelled down the road to dependence, degeneracy…and Gomorrah. Democrats now feel comfortable characterizing rulers “permitting” the people to go to work, feed their families, and breath freely as reactionary. Incredibly, so-called “Progressives” now see freedom as the product of “Neanderthal thinking.”

So say it loud and let it ring, Democrats are once again the party of slavery.

Good for Texas, Mississippi, Florida and South Dakota. The rest of us, of all races, need a Second Emancipation Proclamation.

               

Today's Top Stories

 

*Most Democrats and many in the legacy media praised the Biden administration for airstrikes against Syria. Most of these same entities were vehemently against President Trump when he authorized airstrikes against Syria. “Our bombs good, your bombs bad.” Pathetic.

* The official Twitter account for Oreo cookies (which has nearly 1 million followers), recently tweeted: "Trans people exist." Ooh, profound! Thanks for enlightening us, we didn’t know that. Isn’t it enough that Oreos already blend black and white, soft and hard, cookies and crème? To The Left, everything is political, even cookies. Note to those responsible for the Oreo tweets: “Pandering exists.” “Idiocy exists.”

*State University of New York Geneseo recently allegedly suspended one of its education students from required teaching programs for posting an Instagram video in which he said, "A man is a man, a woman is a woman. A man is not a woman, and a woman is not a man.” Apparently, the school claims that his remarks “call into question” his ability to “maintain a classroom environment protecting the mental health and emotional well-being of all of [his] students.” He will be required to complete a “remediation plan” if he wishes to resume his studies. No matter what “institutions of higher learning” say, a man is in fact a man and a woman a woman. And a table is a table, a chair is a chair, a giraffe is a giraffe, a horse is a horse...and the university is a horse’s ass for suspending a student for telling the truth. Woke colleges, by which I mean all of them except Hillsdale, are rendering words—ergo eventually communication, the very thing that makes us human—meaningless. And we are paying dearly for it. In more than one way.

*On February 25^th, Rep. Greg Steube (R-FL) spoke on the House Floor about God’s will and a nation in rebellion against God. He said (in part), “Whenever a nation’s laws no longer reflect the standards of God, that nation is in rebellion against him and will inevitably bear the consequences. And I think we are seeing the consequences of rejecting God in our country today.” This was too much for Rep. Jerry Nadler (D-N.Y.), who promptly replied, “Mr. Steube, what any religious tradition ascribes as God’s will is no concern of this Congress.” That may be the only accurate thing he’s said in years.

*A recently released report found that an estimated 3 million children have “fallen off the grid” and are not showing up for their “virtual” classes. Yet, many Democratic governors and mayors are still against letting kids go back to school, even after these findings-- and numerous studies showing children are at extraordinarily low risk of contracting or passing the coronavirus. When will these lost children show up again? God may care, but it is obviously no concern of this Congress, Democratic governors, or the Biden administration.

Democrats: Pipelines, Walls Bad For America, Good For Everyone Else

 

President Biden (I will never get over writing or saying that), whether he knows it or not, signed Executive orders ending construction of the border wall and the Keystone XL Pipeline in the first hours of his presidency. Together these actions have directly cost Americans tens of thousands of jobs, led to quickly escalating gas prices, and made the United States far less secure in every way.

Nice opening, Joe, what are you going to do for an encore? Not to worry, Biden is promoting a pipeline project involving the Taliban, according to the Washington Examiner. Yes, those Taliban. The Biden administration has apparently brokered a meeting between the Turkmenistan government and the Taliban to further prospects for a trans-Afghanistan pipeline that would bring Turkmen gas across Afghanistan and Pakistan to India. This was the same deal, the Examiner reports, that now-Special Envoy Zalmay Khalilzad, then a consultant for the Unocal Corporation, sought to make with the Taliban in the years before the Sept. 11 terror attacks. Since the Taliban heartily approved of the attacks which killed nearly 3,000 men, women, and children, that deal was-- perhaps understandably—put on hold. Moreover, there was nary a substantive peep from the Biden administration when Russia recently announced it was going to build a pipeline (Nord Stream 2) under the Baltic Sea, circumventing the Ukraine, to deliver natural gas to Europe-- thus securing leverage over Germany and other NATO nations.

Democrats seem fond of facilitating construction of pipelines benefitting others, including those that have killed numerous American citizens, while simultaneously putting the kibosh on those that could help provide affordable energy for Americans. They are oddly sanguine about the extraction industry in other countries while being maniacally opposed to Americans being able to, say, heat their homes with energy provided by oil, coal or even natural gas. Virtually all of the most prominent Democratic moralists warning us of the imminent dire consequences of global warming, a.k.a. climate change, have carbon footprints many times the size of the rest of us. John (effing) Kerry and his wife, for example, own multiple houses, a yacht, and fly on private planes. Yet he doesn’t want the deplorables in flyover country to mow the yard or grill a steak.

Similarly, Democrats claim a wall on the southern border of the U.S. can’t or shouldn’t be built/is too expensive/won’t work, yet they routinely build fences and walls around their own abodes, and occasionally acknowledge the efficacy of other nations barriers.

What’s more, they wish to strip Americans of their Second Amendment rights and leave them unable to defend themselves and their loved ones even as they want to defund and disband the police, yet most have armed security protecting them at all times.

Moreover, Biden was going to vaccinate Gitmo terrorists before most Americans, prior to an outcry of disgust. Dems plan to offer illegal aliens lower college tuition rates than American citizens. They lock us down and in while they eat at the French Laundry and get their hair done.

Gee, it’s almost as if they don’t like us.

 Why does anyone listen to anything any of the pompous, heinous clowns in government say? Why do people believe the “experts” and the proclamations of the elite? Why do they obey the edicts, decrees and mandates of those in the ruling class/bureaucracy/Swamp?

Why don’t they cut out the middleman and just flog themselves instead?

 

Seattle Providing Drug Paraphernalia, Advice To Homeless Addicts

 

              Seattle’s leaders are hell-bent on ruining a once great and beautiful city.

Mayor Jenny Durkan let Black Lives Matter thugs take over several blocks of the city’s core last summer. The city government provided free housing to the homeless, allowing them to spend their government checks on illicit drugs.  And now the city is using taxpayer dollars to purchase drug paraphernalia for its heroin addicts. Seattle’s Downtown Emergency Service Center (DESC) is reportedly utilizing its so-called “low barrier” shelters to provide heroin addicts with pipes, syringes—and advice on the best ways to get heroin into their systems. That lends a new twist to Reagan’s famous (sarcastic) phrase, “I’m from the government and I’m here to help!”

The city has gone so far as to put up “how-to” posters inside the shelters and encouraged residents to ask how to rectally inject heroin via “booty bumps.” They are even giving out “booty bumping kits.”

In their purely benevolent quest to help homeless addicts, the DESC posted several informational flyers at their Navigation Center. One of these flyers notes that the DESC is passing out new heroin pipes and encourages addicts to smoke heroin rather than injecting it, because “Smoking is a lower-risk alternative to injection. Give it a try!”

Yes, give it a try!

But what about the booty bumping kits? Well, these are a good choice “if your veins are hard to hit.” And, they don’t “leave tracks.” At least where most people would be able to see them. I hope. All-in-all, a better way to inject for those who are, for some sad reason, unable to smoke heroin. (An important reminder is called for here: smoking cigarettes is bad for your health. So says the Surgeon General. Don’t be a fool!)

There is only one commensurate, logical—and principled—response to DESC and the Seattle leaders responsible for this program: “Shove it up your ass.” Give it a try!