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Regularly Sporadic, Sporadically Regular Current Events Quiz #25

(Can you answer all the questions correctly? Try the previous quizzes, too!)

 

1)      In recent testimony, “Dr. Fauci” pled the 5^th how many times, in order to avoid answering questions?

a)       5

b)      35

c)       75

d)      111

e)      On the advise of council, I am availing myself of my 5^th Amendment rights under the U.S. Constitution

 

2)      To get back at the United States, what other nations has Iran attacked since the conflict began?

a)       Irag and Egypt

b)      Qatar, Saudi Arabia, and Kuwait

c)       Most every nation in its region

d)      Every other nation on Earth

e)      China and Russia

 

3)      Which entity/entities has/have been blamed for the large cyclospora outbreak causing untold thousands of Americans to suffer explosive diarrhea?

a)       Iran

b)      Taco Bell

c)       China and Russia

d)      President Donald J. Trump

e)      Taco John’s

 

4)      Maine Democrat Senate candidate Troy Jackson, a replacement for the deeply disgraced Graham Platner, is now facing scrutiny because he_____________________.

a)       Fathered two children with a cousin

b)      Repeatedly pled the 5^th to reporters’ questions

c)       Suggested that a Taco Bell should immediately be installed in the White House

d)      Accidentally misgendered someone

e)      Recently covered up a “hammer and sickle” tattoo on his chest, despite the fact he claims to be a Fascist

 

5)      The International Criminal Court (ICC) recently voted to remove its chief prosecutor, Karim Khan, from office due to _____________________?

a)       His explosive diarrhea

b)      The fact he fathered two children with a cousin

c)       Long-running allegations of sexual misconduct

d)      His incessant pleading of the 5^th Amendment any time he is asked a question

e)      His recent announcement that he is now a MAGA supporter

 

6)      What did President Trump say he planned to do to Iran after it launched its most recent “surprise” missile strike?

a)       “Beat the f***ing sh*t out of them”

b)      Give them a “love tap”

c)       “Wipe them off the face of this earth”

d)      Encourage its leaders to be more reasonable

e)      Force its leaders to eat Taco Bell food

 

7)      Who did American singing icon Taylor Swift recently marry during a ceremony held at Madison Square Garden?

a)       Dr. Fauci

b)      Troy Jackson

c)       Karim Khan

d)      Travis Kelce

e)      Jason Kelce

 

8)      Ceuta, an autonomous Spanish city on the northwestern coast of Africa, was recently invaded by ___________________.

a)       Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce

b)      Tens of thousands of military age Muslim men

c)       Iran

d)      Canada

e)      Antifa

 

9)      Firefighters recently helped a California mom give birth in what businesses’ parking lot when she and her partner realized they couldn’t make it to the hospital in time?

a)       Babies R Us

b)      Planned Parenthood

c)       McDonald’s

d)      In-N-Out Burger

e)      Jack in the Box

 

10)   Country singer Ella Langley has had a song  at #1 on the Billboard Top 100 charts for 15 consecutive weeks. What is the title of the song?

a)       Boozin’ in Texas

b)      Cruisin’ Georgia

c)       Oozin’ Arkansas

d)      Choosin’ Texas

e)      Bruisin’ Alabama

 

(correct answers: d, c, b, a, c, a, d, b, e, d)