Wednesday, February 7, 2024

George Washington University Renames Its Student Association Because...


George Washington University will soon rename its Student Association to Student Government Association. I know, it doesn’t seem worth the trouble, but the school’s Board of Trustees approved the change because it was concerned the acronym for Student Association, SA, might trigger some students who think SA stands for sexual assault. Really. So, SGA is much better. Beam me up, Scotty.

This, of course, is insane—and indicative of almost unbelievably craven, soft, and self-centered students, faculty, and administrators.

Will the school quit referring to Valentine’s Day and start calling it People Who Feel Romantic Attraction For Other People’s Day (PWFRAFOPD) so as to avoid the potential VD acronym? The horror! To your Safe Spaces, everyone!

 I’m amazed the institution of higher learning—and lower comedy-- is still named after George Washington. Not only was he a slave owner, but GW is slang for “good work.” How ableist!

Back to your Safe Spaces, everyone!

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