To say
President Biden has a tenuous relation to the truth is like saying Joy Behar
has a tenuous relation to reality. Both are obvious understatements. Biden is a
Clinton-class liar. And, of late, he has somehow managed to take his game to
another level. He recently claimed—on separate occasions-- that gas prices were
higher when he took office than they are now, the exact opposite of the truth, and
that he has cut the
national debt by $1.7 trillion when, in fact, he has increased it by
$3.84 trillion.
I fully
expect him to soon say something very much like this:
“When I took office, gas was
$13 a gallon, and eggs were $12 a dozen. I’ve spent more than any other
president…while dramatically cutting the debt! My predecessor almost got us
involved in numerous wars, and I brought peace, tranqw—, transkillit--, um…stability
to all! My predecessor gutted our military, but I have rebuilt it! And I stopped
the coronavirus just like I foiled Corn Pop! And I can do it again! So, where’s
Dr. Bossy by the way? Dr. Mossy, are you here? Flossy? President Harris, how
‘bout you? Well, anyway, you can be sure that, while I’m in charge, no one will
be raising the price of flibberrasmusogermatenabees! No, I’m serious. C’mon,
man, give me a break! Thank you all for coming, and God bless it, America!” (Looks for a way off the
stage, turns in the wrong direction……)
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