A Palmetto, Florida woman-- whose name was redacted from a police
report posted by the Smoking Gun-- was discovered standing outside her
apartment covered in blood recently. When police inquired as to what was wrong,
she simply lifted up her shirt to show off three, count them, three-- stab
wounds. The woman told the responding officers that she had repeatedly stabbed
herself with a kitchen knife because: “I’m tired of living in Trump’s country. I’m tired of Trump being president.” The
officers found “a large amount of blood on the floor of the residence in the
kitchen, bathroom and living room.”
The
unidentified female, who Trump is sure to call “Ginsu Gertrude,” was taken to
Blake Medical Center, where she was placed under a trauma alert. She has a
history of hurting herself and has been involuntarily detained in the past
under the Baker Act, otherwise known as the Florida Mental Health Act of 1971.
Many Democrats
immediately touted assisted-suicide laws they’ve passed and suggested the woman
go to California where assisted-suicide is legal……and illegal aliens are, too.
In fact, if Democrats have their druthers, illegal aliens (“undocumented
immigrants”) may soon be able to perform the assisted suicides—and
abortions, as well. Other Democrats called for a total, nation-wide ban on the
manufacture and sale of all kitchen implements, while some called for the
universal availability of assisted suicide and a ban on all kitchen
implements.
It would be
nice—and beneficial to the republic for which I stand-- if every
anti-Trumper would follow the Florida lady’s lead and attempt to
voluntarily…and permanently…remove themselves from the voting ranks. Sadly,
however, this is unlikely to occur.
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