The East West Market, an independent
Canadian grocery store, claims to be sick and tired of its customers using
plastic bags to carry home their comestibles. The supermarket has long been
pushing its patrons to use reusable bags as part of its #JoinTheEarthMovement,
going so far as to charge its customers 5 cents per plastic bag. This ploy
didn’t work, so now it’s going even further. The store has decided to try to shame its patrons into reducing their
eco-footprint by putting embarrassing logos on both sides of their synthetic
bags. The logos include “Colon Care Co-Op,” and “Into the Weird Adult Video
Emporium.” Ads for “Wart Ointment” grace other bags.
The
store posted a video for the bogus bags on its Facebook page, accompanied by the
following virtue-signaling message: “Over 1 million plastic bags are used every
minute, most of which are filled once, then discarded. So, we redesigned our
bags to stop people from taking them, helping customers remember a reusable bag
and think twice about single-use plastic.”
David Lee Kwen, East West
Market’s owner, told VancouverIsAwesome.com: "So many people own reusable bags but forget to bring them. We
want to help customers remember their reusable bags in a way that will really
stick with them.” Kwen also opined, in a statement obtained by Fox-10: "We hope that by creating discussions, we can minimize the use of plastics in general. This is a small step, but we hope it eventually
can have a great impact.” (One small step for East West shoppers……one giant
leap for mankind human beings).
Bullshit.
If
the store’s primary concern was eliminating the use of plastic bags, it
wouldn’t provide them. There wouldn’t be any inside the store. The outlet
would be promoting its cloth bags (and E coli infections). Moreover, the store
provides artificial bags in its produce and bakery departments, as well-- bags
that haven’t been designed to mold the behavior of its customers.
Kwen
added of the store’s efforts: “And we do it all with fun.” Yes! What fun! It’s
always amusing to hector, surcharge and shame one’s customers! No “The customer
is always right” for the East West Market! That’s so yesteryear! So…unwoke!
I
can see people turning the ploy around on East West market and wanting to collect
all the bags. Ironically, one day the whole set, in mint condition, will probably
be worth lots of Loonies.
“Hey,
Bob, I see you’ve got the ‘Charmin Outlet Store’ bag there. Do you have the one
that says ‘Dental Dams ‘R’ Us?’ I’d be willing to trade you a ‘Pedophile Place’
bag for it.”
Someday
soon, the store will likely realize its artificial ardor for eco-friendly sacks
isn’t fooling anyone. When it does, it will bag the idea of shaming its own
customers.
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