Elvira: Vote For Democrats

                Cassandra Peterson, aka “Elvira, Mistress of the Dark,” recently became the latest mind-numbed female robot to publicly urge others to vote for Democrats in the 2018 mid-term elections. She joins a long list of lobotomized, politically-correct ditzes from the entertainment field that have done the same.

                The ghastly pale Peterson began her lobbying effort by stating: “As a fan of Elvira, you may like her because she’s spooky, funny and sexy. But as my real fans know, she is also a strong, resilient, empowered woman who stands up for herself and what she believes in.”

                She added that she felt “compelled” to tell others, particularly women, to vote for Democrats, saying, “If you’re a woman or if you have a woman [or girl] in your life who you care about, it’s your obligation to VOTE FOR DEMOCRATS.”

                Well, then.

    This is a remarkable statement on many levels. This strong, “empowered” woman felt like she had to tell other women how they should vote? “If you’re a woman, it’s your obligation to VOTE FOR DEMOCRATS?”  

                Obligation (noun): an act or course of action to which a person is morally or legally bound; a duty or commitment.

                That’s right, all you strong, independent women out there, you must do your duty. Where once it was your duty to look after your family or do the dishes, now you must vote Democratic. Just as the Democratic Party disdains uppity blacks who #walk away from the plantation, they don’t much care for bitches who dare to vote Republican.

                Finally, by directing her instructions/marching orders to women and anyone who has a female in their life they care about, she is, of course, telling every American what to do. And I would remind you that, should you dare disobey her, she knows her way around a whip.

                Mistress of the Dark, indeed.

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                (Elvira and her cohorts will, sadly, likely be largely successful in their efforts to ensure a Democratic victory in the mid-term elections. There exists real intelligence and artificial intelligence. Too many Americans lack actual organic intelligence, while many “starlets” have artificial breasts and artificial opinions, but virtually no real intelligence at all).