Summer camp. Many of us have fond memories of blissful days
spent at summer camp when we were young. Fishing, hiking, learning to sail or
paddle a kayak, sitting around the bonfire eating S’mores and telling scary
stories.
As the years passed, more and more
summer camp options were offered. There was Bible camp, sports-specific camps,
band camp, and the list goes on.
And
now, Commie Camp! Seriously. The camp’s own website proudly references the name
that a visiting moviemaker gave to it in a 2013 film. “Commie Camp” is actually
“Camp Kinderland,” a social-justice-themed base located in Tolland, Massachusetts.
Recently, pictures were posted on social media showing the kids designing their
own Antifa flags. According to a Daily Caller News Foundation report, the
kiddies designed nearly 50 different flags for the militant organization, most
sporting Antifa’s logo and utilizing its trademark colors of red and black.
Doesn’t
that sound like fun, kids?! I mean, what could be better than making banners
for a radical-left-wing group that routinely employs violence and intimidation
against anyone with whom it disagrees?! Screw catching fish! What screams
“Precious Childhood Memories” louder than social-justice warfare?
Camp
Kinderland touts itself as the “summer camp with a conscience.” Its mission
statement reads: “Camp
Kinderland is a multicultural summer camp and community that honors our
progressive secular Jewish roots through our commitment to economic, racial,
and social justice. Kinderland’s summer programming and year around activities
integrate progressive values with arts, recreation, and activism in a compassionate
and caring environment.”
Unless
you disagree with them, in which case it’s off to Siberia for you.
And,
“secular Jewish roots?” Really? I’ve
seen a lot of Antifa protests and rallies, and I don’t recall seeing a
preponderance of Jews among them. Maybe it’s all the black garb these
protesters wear, but these gatherings look more like a Nation of Islam rally on
meth than a collection of Jews self-doubting themselves.
Kinderland
professes to preach values such as “diversity,” “community,” “respect,” and
“compassion,” but in reality fosters group-think, intolerance,
narrow-mindedness, and a nascent respect for thuggery to achieve one’s own (political)
goals. It can’t really be labeled a re-education camp, because its attendees
are so young, but it is an indoctrination camp.
One
wonders what other activities the kids partake in.
“Hey,
kids, Ivan here. Remember, tomorrow we’re going to plant a communal garden!
Yay! After that, I’ll show you our new outhouse! And, don’t forget, tomorrow
night, after our borscht dinner, we’ll sit around the campfire singing Joan
Baez songs and telling stories of eeevil capitalist businessmen! Scary, scary!
But don’t to worry, we will soon rid the world of Donald Trump types forever,
and usher in glorious new day of
communal bliss like in, uh, umm, uh……Anyway, won’t that be fun?! Oh, I almost
forgot, there is a ‘free library’ on the camp grounds, next to the replica of
Lenin’s tomb. It contains such fun books as, ‘Potatoes: From Planting to
Peeling,’ ‘Quotations From Chairman Mao Tse Tung,’ and Karl Marx’s ‘Communist
Manifesto,’ and ‘The German Ideology.’ What have I always told you? That’s
right! ‘You don’t need your mommy! Who’s your favorite commie?’ Ha, ha, ha,
ha! Remember, ‘life’s a beach and then we overthrow the bourgeoisie!’”
“Camp Kinderland”
Camp
Kinderland
We love you
so!
To the
motherland
You’ll help
us go!
You teach us
things
We need to
know
(But Not
About
The Gulag
Archipelago)!
Every day
We holler
wow!
And drink a
toast
To Chairman
Mao
This is the
way
As you will
see
Capitalism
Is history!
Camp
Kinderland!! Yay!!!!!!
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