Paris Jackson (the daughter of Michael Jackson and Debbie
Rowe) recently clarified that she is not, in fact, bisexual, but is, in fact,
proudly pansexual. Via social media she stated, “I don’t label myself, so don’t
label me. I just love people for people.” A wondrously inclusive statement,
that. How tragically repressed would one have to be to limit oneself to having
sex with just males and females?
The
dictionary defines bisexual as: “sexually attracted to both men and women.” It
defines pansexual as: “not limited or inhibited in sexual choice with regard to
gender or activity.” Probably could’ve guessed the “not inhibited” part.
The
rigid, non-inclusive, traditional old bisexual fuddy-duddyies tend to be okay
with the concept of two genders, whereas pansexuals are far more hip and
welcoming, willing and eager to sleep with males, females, transgenders, all
other non-binaries…and anyone else on Earth.
Some of
her dad’s song titles seem applicable here: “The Way You Make Me Feel,” “Love
Never Felt So Good!” “Thriller,” and “Beat It,” among them. (Feel free to piece
together your own jokes).
Paris,
20, who literally has more tattoos than teeth, was also recently featured in a
new fashion campaign for Re/Done+Weejuns, in which she poses topless, one of a
revamped line of penny loafers from the Weejun’s Collection partially covering
her petite breasts.
There
will, I’m sure, be symmetry when she poses with bare feet for a new line of
bras in the near future.
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