Rothschilds Controlling The Weather?

            Those sneaky Zionists are at it again. Don’t blame mankind, at least not all of us, for global warming. It’s the Jews who’ve been turning up the heat!

At least according to District of Columbia Councilmember Trayon White. White, a Democrat from the 8^th Ward, recently posted a video on Facebook, bemoaning the weather, in which he said: “It just started snowing out of nowhere this morning. Y’all better pay attention to this climate control. It’s climate manipulation and D.C. keep talking about ‘We are a resilient city,’ and that’s a model based off the Rothschilds controlling the climate to create natural disasters they can pay for to own the cities, man. Be careful.”

Uhhh…say again?

The Rothschilds are a wealthy family of European bankers who have been accused by many of manipulating world events to their own advantage. They have been the subject of countless conspiracy theories over the years, dreamt up by countless numbers of anti-Semites, bigots and ignoramuses.

Councilmember White later took to various and sundry social media platforms to apologize for his remarks, saying, “I really do apologize. I work very closely with the Jewish community and never want to offend anyone, especially with anti-Semitic remarks.” He added, “I did not intend to be anti-Semitic and I see I should not have said that after learning from my colleagues. I have spoken to leaders and my friends at Jews United for Justice and they are helping me to understand the history of comments made against Jews and I am committed to figuring out ways to continue to be allies with them and others.”

According to the Washington Post, Jews United for Justice endorsed White in the 2016 election, making it clear that members of that organization, at least, are not capable of making rational decisions let alone of controlling the weather.

The Jewish people have been made scapegoats for centuries now, and not just by Adolph Hitler. The “descendants of apes and pigs” occupy—precariously—one of the tiniest nations on Earth. Yet, this hasn’t stopped assholes and idiots from claiming they somehow control the world’s money supply. And the weather. Some have even said Jews were behind the attacks of 9/11.

Blaming others is the name of the game in today’s entitlement society, so this fits right in. Makes a person feel kinda good, actually. Floods, volcanoes, hurricanes, drought, famine, jock itch…it’s the Jews fault!