According to a report on dailymail.co.uk, a French woman
named “Lilly” has fallen in love with a robot, and is dead set on marrying it.
Lilly’s partner is a robot called InMoovator. She 3D-printed the robot herself
and has been living with it for a year. Lilly, who- at least judging by her
Twitter account- has taken InMoovator as her last name (such a traditional
gal!), says: “I’m a proud robosexual, we don’t hurt anybody, we are just
happy.” She claims she first realized she was sexually attracted to robots when
she was 19, and says she dislikes
physical contact with people. Imagine
that.
The
post states that Lilly is reportedly “engaged” to the robot and that “they”
intend to marry as soon as human-robot marriage is legalized in France.
(Several experts claim that human-robot marriage will become relatively
commonplace around the year 2050, if not before).
Naturally,
Lilly insists that the idea isn’t ‘ridiculous’ or ‘bad,’ but simply another
alternative lifestyle. “I’m really and only attracted by the robots,” she
averred. It is obvious by the vast and unending panoply of ‘alternative
lifestyles’ that we have come completely unmoored from any sense of divine or
spiritual connotation to male and female intercourse, of acts that can lead to
the miracle of childbirth or simply perpetuate the species, depending on your
perspective. Add yet another letter to LGBTGQ. LGBTGQRS will itself be added to
in the very near future, I’m sure. It will soon be the longest acronym in the
history of the world, likely overtaking 'antidisestablishmentarianism' as the
longest word in the English language
by 2030 or so, at this rate. One man, one woman lifetime unions may soon be seen as
freakishly bizarre…possibly even kinky…which may be the only thing that could
get more folks to once again commit to them.
But
back to Lilly and her love interest. Lilly is training to be a roboticist
(there’s a shock), and believes her relationship with InMoovator will further
improve as technology evolves. (Wink, wink, nudge, nudge).
“I’m
really and totally happy,” she concluded.
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(See my post of July 5th, 2016…speculating on
just such an occurrence as this).
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