Secretary of State John (“Effing”) Kerry recently proclaimed his desire to live in a “border-less” world. Yes, the U.S. Secretary of State would like to see open borders across the globe. That is a great idea! What’s not to like about open?! Open borders, open marriages, open bathrooms, open pits, open sewage, open-heart surgery, open sores, all are fantastic, are they not?!! What could go wrong? Open and shut cases can now become open and open cases- much better, no? We don’t need walls. The Pope himself told us this! Borders, walls, fences, doors, roofs, get rid of them all. No structure is needed. Private property? No need for that. We are latter day Jacobins now. Let’s get rid of everything. Everything should be wide-open, everyone can be anyone. What a great recipe’ for happiness! No chaos here!
We don’t need defined borders…or defined genders. Hell, why attempt to define or restrict anything? What’s wrong with crossing any line? Incest, bestiality, necrophilia, these behaviors have heretofore been off limits, taboo, beyond-the-pale, crossing-the-line, over-the-top, etc., but why? Surely these are just archaic white male Christian notions of morality that are built on outdated ethical constraints. They are simply unnecessary “behavioral borders.”
So, everyone open your homes, legs and hearts and we can all live happily ever after.