Per a document exclusively obtained by
The Daily Wire:
“The top intelligence agency in the United States is celebrating
Pride Month by inviting agents to have the transgender flag painted on their
nails.” Not kidding. Agents can also “participate in a ‘Pride Ally Challenge,’
and learn from a ‘non-binary,’ ‘Filipinx’ activist who teaches children about
her own non-binary identity.”
According to The Wire, “The intelligence document outlines nine
different Pride Month activities held by the Office of the Director of National
Intelligence (ODNI), a cabinet-level agency overseeing the rest of the IC,
including the CIA, FBI, NSA, and intelligence components in each branch of the
military.” Over the course of the month, intelligence officers will be
encouraged to have their nails painted with trans flags, or learn to
crochet their very own Pride flags, among other critical intelligence-related
skills.
The document states, “For nail painting, we’ll have our pro team
of FVEY artistes ready to decorate you,” and later adds, “If you don’t normally
paint your nails, or have never done so, all the better! We’ll do everything
for you, and you might just love it. What better way to show your allyship to
the community?”
Stupefying.
Good to know that our hard-earned tax dollars are being used
efficiently and for such a critical need.
We may be running low on human intel sources, navy ships, ammunition,
and other hardware—but, by God, we’ll never run out of Pride flags! Even if we
should run low, our intelligence and military leaders will be able to make them
on the spot!
Continuity breeds cohesion, especially in our defense forces. I
believe it was Col. William Prescott, at the Battle of Bunker Hill, who famously
told his troops, “Don’t shoot until you see the designs on their nails!” And,
of course, Gen. Douglas MacArthur stated, “I shall return. And my nails will be
fabulous!”
Obama successfully “fundamentally
transformed” the U.S. from a fundamentally Christian, serious nation
based on merit, to a fundamentally secular, unserious nation based on
intersectionality.
We’re screwed. But at least we’re
colorful!
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