Five With No Jive
*Despite
all evidence, Attorney General Meritless
Merrick Garland says it’s a “dangerous conspiracy
theory” to allege that the Department of Justice is communicating
with state and local prosecutions against Trump. Understand, when those in Biden’s government say
“it’s a dangerous conspiracy theory,” they mean dangerous for them, not for
the country. There’s a huge difference. They are opposites, in fact.
*Oklahoma
Gov. Kevin Stitt recently signed the “Women’s Bill of Rights Law,” which
defines “man” and “woman” based on biology. That’s weird. Why not define male
and female based on whim, hearsay, wishes-- or if the moon is in the seventh
house? Gender is whatever we say it is. The science is settled!
*Apparently
deranged Canadian Health Minister
Mark Holland recently implied-- during a remarkably unhinged rant-- that if
Canucks take too many summer road trips, it could make “the planet burn.” I
wonder where he’s going
on his extended vacation? Hopefully some place with a nice, padded cell.
*United Nations Secretary General Antonio
Guterres recently delivered a keynote speech in which he stated: “Like the
meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs, we [humans] are having an outsized impact.
In the case of climate, we are not the dinosaurs; we are the meteor. We are
not only in danger; we are the danger.” One question: Did the f**king dinosaurs not do
anything to change the climate? Were they perfect stewards of Our Mother?
Unquestionably, they were too stupid to make things that could contribute to
“greenhouse gas” accumulation. But that didn’t help them.
*In
a recent interview, El Salvidor President Nayib Bukele told Tucker Carlson that
MS-13 gang members were involved in Satanic child sacrifice rituals, claiming this was “well-documented.”
How is that any different than what is happening in the U.S.? Ours are
encouraged and/or performed by teachers and medical personnel instead of MS-13
gang members, but other than that…
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