To say things aren’t looking up in
the world is an understatement of breathtaking proportions. In America alone,
the Southern border has been erased, crime
is skyrocketing in almost all of our major cities, inflation is rampant,
race relations have been set back by roughly 60 years, and free market
capitalism has been replaced by an essentially fascist oligarchy of giant
businesses and massive government protected and enhanced by Big Tech, Big
Education and the legacy media.
And that’s just for starters. The
Biden administration has attacked our oil, gas, and coal industries and
obliterated our recently achieved energy independence, thereby weakening our
national security while strengthening our adversaries. Moreover, our formerly
representative republic has been hijacked by a vast deep state bureaucracy and a
large cadre of leftist activists, politicians, wokesters, tyrants, and assorted
other cranks and asshats determined to tell the rest of us what we can and
can’t do, how to live…and when to die. Our nursing
homes and other healthcare facilities are soon to collapse due to inflexible,
unconstitutional-- and immoral-- vaccination mandates that are forcing many
employees to leave their jobs.
If the Green New Deal is enacted, in whole or
in part, it is curtains for the world’s largest economy.
And we all know of the recent disaster
in Afghanistan and the catastrophe in Kabul.
President Biden should head to his Delaware basement
in shame. He should hide there. It would be only fitting, as he has “led” his
country into a figurative basement and very real shame.
But, in fairness, the U.S. isn’t the only nation in decline.
The entire nation of New Zealand was recently locked down due to the presence of one—count it, one—case
of COVID-19. What will it’s leaders do to citizens when a large outbreak of
another communicable disease occurs? Kill them all proactively?
Spurred by a typically excellent piece by Mark Steyn, I recently read through the 30-page “Directions
from Chief Health Officer in accordance with emergency powers arising from
declared state of emergency,” a.k.a “Restricted Activity Directions (Regional
Victoria) (No 7).” This was direction from the government of the state of Victoria,
Australia.
The document had a lengthy and disjointed
preamble, followed by specific directives for various types of businesses and
entities. Really specific. These were likewise followed by several pages
defining the terms used in the preceding pages of the document. Lastly,
penalties for failure to follow the preposterous preceding proscriptions were
posted. Said document noted that a “COVID Check-in Marshal” would be present at
all entrances to most venues.
It further noted that “any dancefloor in a
place of worship” would be closed for the duration of the pandemic. (I was sadly
unaware that most churches had dancefloors, mosh-pits and the like.) On the
brighter side, the regulations dutifully explained that “Sex on premises,
brothels and sexually explicit entertainment venues“ could stay open for
business, provided that “the number of members of the public permitted in any outdoor space
or indoor space at any one time is limited to the density quotient and the
total number of members of the public permitted in the whole of the venue at any time is limited (with infants
under one year of age not counted towards this limit) to the lesser of the
density quotient and 100.”
“Infants under one year of age” are “not counted
towards this limit?” Do many people attending “sex on premises venues” bring
their infants? And is it not at least a bit odd that church dancefloors are
closed to help limit the spread of the virus, but brothels are still good to
go?
Yet perhaps my favorite bit of government
overreach came on page 27, via definition 52. This cleared up the ever-so
confounding meaning of “outdoor space.” It did so by defining it thusly: “a
space that is not an indoor space.” Brilliant!
Who wouldn’t have wanted to be
in the meetings where government officials and officious bureaucrats sucked up
their citizens tax dollars by interminably debating this minutia? I hope the
guy or gal who nailed the meaning of “outdoor space” got a raise.
In a perfect world, or even just a better one, any government
so cosmically, gobsmackingly, obscenely vast-- and daft-- could be
immediately locked down by the people.
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