A new survey conducted by OnePoll purports to show that one
in four American women do
not know where their vagina is. I, for one, find it hard to believe that
more men than women know the whereabouts of a women’s vagina, yet I can guarantee
you that over 75% of men can pick out a vagina from the sundry other parts of a
women’s body. Which is a good thing for the continuation of the species, I
guess.
Intimina, a Swedish women’s
health company, commissioned the survey of 2,000 women. An Intimina
spokesperson said the company hoped to reveal a glaring gap in American
education, a strange goal to have, unless they intended to profit from the
alleged ignorance.
The poll also supposedly found that 46% of the women
could not locate their own cervix, while 56% pointed to a different body part
when prompted to identify their uterus. Only one in 10 women were able to name
all the parts shown on a female reproductive diagram.
(I have a disturbing vision
in my mind of Intimina employees and pollsters in a lab room next to a
life-size replica of a female body, survey respondents in front of them. A
pollster asks the women to identify the replica’s uterus and one woman
dutifully opens the replica’s mouth and points to her tonsils. Another points to
its earlobe. Yet another touches its knee.)
Danela Žagar, Intimina’s
global brand manager, said the findings show that “we need to keep educating
the public about how the reproductive system, its monthly processes and
hormonal changes can impact a woman’s life.” Ask any husband and he’ll tell you
how it impact’s his life, of that I’m certain.
Furthermore, I guarantee you
100% of males know where their penis is, even though I doubt that they are
otherwise more in touch with their bodies than females. This poll finding is either utterly bogus or
it goes a long way towards explaining why women tend to vote for Democrats like
Joe Biden in such high numbers. Some of those polled may think Biden is
their vagina. And vice-versa. In any case, Joe could probably help sniff it out
for the low-information ladies.
Let’s not even talk about
Hunter.
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