Great Lies In Recorded History

 

Great lies in recorded history:

*“You must have misheard Him. Go on, Eve, take a bite. It won’t hurt you. An apple a day keeps the doctor away.”

*“The check is in the mail.”

*“I only get Playboy for the articles.”

*“If you martyr yourself fighting the Infidel, you will be granted 72 virgins in Paradise!”

*“Was I looking at that girl over there in the red string bikini? Of course not, honey! You know I only have eyes for you!”

* “All Germany wants is Austria. And the Sudetenland. That’s all. Well, maybe the rest of Czechoslovakia, too. But that is absolutely it. Promise.”

*“Due to overpopulation, there will be mass starvation events by the 1970s and 1980s.”

*“Have we placed ICBM missiles in Cuba? Nyet! We have only given them little defensive weapons!”

*“Is there a problem in Chernobyl? Nyet! Nothing to see there. Everything is good!”

*“Global cooling will have devastating, possibly irreversible effects on the planet by the 1990s.”

*“Global warming will have devastating, possibly irreversible effects on the planet by 2000.”

*“I did not have sexual relations with that woman, miss Lewinsky. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time. Never! These allegations are false!”

*“I lost in part because of the much talked about Macedonian content farms.”

*“Sorry I’m late, but we were pinned down by sniper fire. We had to run with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base.”

*“We were in some helicopters. Two of the four helicopters were hit, by ground fire, including the one I was in, RPG and AK-47.”

*“If you like your doctor, you will be able to keep your doctor. Period.”

*“We’ve got, what, 11 years, maybe, to  reach a point where we’ve cut our emissions in half.”

*“The world is gonna end in 12 years if we don’t address climate change.”

*“Two weeks to flatten the curve. That’s all we need.”

*”We have no alternative but to institute/continue lockdowns for the good of all. We must follow the science.”

*“I will be the president of all Americans, fighting just as hard for those who didn’t vote for me as those who did.”

*“There is no evidence of voter fraud.”

*”Trump’s voter fraud claims are baseless. And classless.”