Democratic Clerk Offended By Satirical Display

 

              A Michigan resident cleverly satirized the mail-in ballot voting system that will be in extensive use for the first time in the U.S. this presidential election season. The citizen put a toilet on his lawn accompanied by a sign reading, “Place mail-in ballots here.”

              However, the display was no laughing matter for Barb Byrum, Democratic Clerk of Ingham County. Byrum filed a complaint with police over the display, claiming it could mislead people who aren’t familiar with the voting system. Huh? The seriously self-important Donkey Party clerk made an ass of herself by stating, “It is a felony to take illegal possession of an absentee ballot.”

              You’ve got to be kidding me. Does she really believe that the private citizen who put the toilet on his private yard expects people to put their actual “mail-in” ballots in it? Byrum added, “Elections in this country are to be taken seriously and there are many people who are voting by mail for the first time this election.” Byrum obviously has a very low opinion of those in her district voting by mail if she is worried they will pass up mailboxes and instead stuff this toilet with their ballots. She shouldn’t be so concerned. If they did do just that, you can be sure Democratic operatives would find them and count them all as votes for their candidates.

              I don’t know Barb Byrum and therefore will not speak about her as if I do, but a very high percentage of “progressive” women, most with hair done up in tight buns and unbecoming glasses adorning their unbecoming faces, have no traceable sense of humor…or irony. Or shame or decency or…but I digress. Apparently mad at God for not being the single richest or most beautiful person in the world, they are always offended, always angry, and always clinging to their feelings of being oppressed …and entitled. I’d bet Byrum is perfectly okay with rioters burning down private property. And with defunding the police. But she simply cannot countenance a mild jest attached to a toilet on private property, so she goes to…the police…to try to have it removed. Pathetic.

             After all, the toilet on the Michigan resident’s lawn is not full of crap.

 Byrum is.