Saturday, April 2, 2016

Farmingdale State College Locked Down Because Of Star Wars Toy

            Farmingdale State College on Long Island, New York, was recently put on lockdown because of a report that there might be a gun on campus. The school’s students and staff members were instructed to ”shelter in place” while police investigated the tip that someone was assembling a rifle in a school parking lot. The “weapon” turned out to be a light saber. College spokeswoman Kathryn Coley admitted that the “rifle” was in actuality a Star Wars toy.
            Hey, didn’t you used to be America? Like with John Wayne and all? Oh well.
            “May the farce be with you.”

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