Saturday, April 23, 2016

Donald Trump Recites Humpty Dumpty

Sharpton Elementary School
The Bronx, N.Y.
Mrs. Smith's kindergarten class, room #106
March 13, 1952

Donald Trump Recites "Humpty Dumpty:"

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, I'm telling you! Like the one I'll build and get the Mexicans to pay for!
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, so great you can't believe it!
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again-
But I can! It'll be so great! You won't believe how together Humpty will be!

Humpty Dumpty sat on the ground. And sat and sat and sat. Boy, did he sit!
Humpty Dumpty  looked all around. I mean he looked all the hell over!
Gone were the chimneys. I mean just gone. Nowheresville. Capisce?
Gone were the rooves. No rooves to be found. No rooves at the inn.
All he could see were buckles and hooves. I said I wanted buckles and hooves! And do we have buckles and hooves now?! More buckles and hooves than anybody's ever seen before! Think about it! They said it couldn't be done!

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