What Would Samson Do?

As referenced in a prior post, “Cecil And Samson,” Samson was granted special powers by God, to accomplish great feats such as slaying a lion and doing likewise to an entire army with only the jawbone of an ass. Also on the docket was destroying a pagan temple.

Since lion-slaying is a particularly delicate subject right now, let’s review the other two enumerated challenges Samson faced and try to project how they’d be viewed today. Besting an entire army with only the jawbone of an ass seems the most difficult task to achieve. Yet, an entire military has been nearly wiped out by the spoken thoughts and commandments of Barack Obama, a “Democrat” who is actually a Marxist. Thus, the jawbone of one (doubly an) ass has actually managed that feat.

Unfortunately for us, the military was ours.

As for the pagan temple destruction, all that would be required is for someone to go to Detroit and successfully have at the Satanic Temple…and its brand new statue of… Satan.

Or, perhaps, trash a Planned Parenthood “center.”