Headlines of the Near-Future:
ESPN.COM: Roger Goodell Suspects Patriot's Coaches, Players Using “Invisible Cell-Phones” To Communicate
CBS.COM: Are The New England Patriots Funding ISIS?
ABC.COM: New England Patriots Funding Planned Parenthood?
New York Times: Patriots Now Hiding Hillary’s Missing E-mails, Server?
CNN Online: “Fairly Sure” New England Patriots Quarterback Tom Brady Behind This Summer’s Bird Flu Outbreak
MSNBC Online: Did The New England Patriots Take Down The Twin Towers? Evidence Mounts!
FOXNEWS.COM: Bill Belichick’s Birth Certificate In Question