NASA To Beam Nude Human Figures Into Space To Attract Aliens

 

NASA is planning on launching nude images into outer space as part of its renewed attempt to make contact with other intelligent life in the universe, according to a study recently released by the space agency. (“Other” intelligent life? I would submit that, as evidenced by the Democratic Party, we have a critical dearth of intelligence here on Earth.)

The transmitted messages will also include a simple representation of a world map and a diagram about how Earth's gravity works. Scientists say the message will be written in binary code, which they believe could be most easily understood by extraterrestrials, according to the study’s notes. (Oh, oh.)

The study reads: "Though the concept of mathematics in human terms is potentially unrecognizable to ETI, binary is likely universal across all intelligence. Binary is the simplest form of mathematics as it involves only two opposing states: zero and one, yes or no, black or white, mass or empty space." (So they are sending out nude images of males and females and nary an image of a non-binary person. Naughty scientists! Binary is bad!)

In actuality, what is being sent out in hopes of attracting aliens are essentially just basic anatomical drawings of a man and a woman. The figures will be shown waving to make them appear more welcoming—and will be accompanied by a depiction of DNA.

It’s a damn good thing NASA didn’t decide to send out actual nude photos of, say, Nancy Pelosi, Jerry Nadler, Joy Behar, or Brian Stelter. Because, if there were intelligent life out there somewhere, that would eternally guarantee it would never contact us.

                                                          

"Transition Closets"

 

A nonprofit group called “The Transition Closet” is pushing for middle schools and high schools across the United States to provide safe spaces where students can find clothing and accessories that correspond to their preferred gender identity. And some schools are allowing teachers to create and maintain these “secret gender transition closets” that allow kids to change clothes-- and genders-- without their parents’ knowledge.

Students are told that they may change into their preferred clothing when they arrive at school and then change back to the apparel they arrived in before going home, in order to hide their gender-bending from their families.

Thomas Martin-Edwards is a transgender California teacher and the founder of the “Queer Teacher Fellowship.” He runs a trans closet in his school. In a recent TikTok video he explained the need for these secret areas: “The goal of the transition closet is for our students to wear the clothes that their parents approve of, come to school and then swap out into the clothes that fit who they truly are.” Martin-Edwards often wears stilettos to school and has posted videos of himself in the classroom showing them off.

The Transition Closet’s founder, Amare Roush, told The Epoch Times: “We do provide a safe space for kids whose parents are not accepting, because it’s known to help lower the suicide rate. These kids are going to do it anyway, we just want a way to provide them with a way to do it safely to where they’re not wearing clothes that are too small for them or doing so in a way that’s going to get them hurt by their parents.” If a school just wants to facilitate behavior that its “kids” are going to engage in anyway, why doesn’t it provide rooms where kids can play on their smart phones all day, spend hours on video games, and take “selfies?” Why doesn’t it have closets where girls can look in mirrors and play with their hair or guys can sit on couches and play with themselves? What are schools for, anyway?

That some schools are just letting this happen—if not actually encouraging the practice—is yet another sad sign of the times.

The intermingling of the radical LGBTQ agenda and the public school system continues apace, much to the detriment of both.

In the past, schools had dress codes. Many required that all students wear uniforms. And would not have sanctioned the wearing of stilettos by teachers, be they female or male. If a student didn’t comply, he or she was sent home, with a note to his or her parents. Today schools are engaged in indoctrinating students with radical leftist anti-American propaganda and encouraging them to experiment with any and all of the nearly infinite number of genders, in between their attendance at “Drag Queen Story Hours” and the like.

They provide the closets for their students to enter and come out of, unbeknownst to the parents that made them.

 

 

Politico, SCOTUS, Abortion...And The Fate Of A Nation

 

Disclosure in Politico of Justice Alito’s draft opinion that could potentially overturn Roe v. Wade likely marks the beginning of the end of the sanctity of the highest court in the land. Left-leaning individuals project politics into every aspect of life. There is nothing they won’t do to get their own way, to retain or seize power. Literally nothing. So someone leaked this draft opinion knowing that it would throw the mob into a crazed frenzy, deflect attention from numerous progressive policy failures, and possibly even aid Democrats in the upcoming mid-term elections, especially as they know the mainstream media will bend over backwards to frame the issue so as to benefit them.

Abortion is a sacrament in the Left’s anti-religion religion. Democrats are as protective of abortion now as they were of slavery and segregation a century and a half ago. Pro-lifers are engaged in what is nothing short of a second abolitionist movement. Roe v. Wade is a simple case of good v. evil. Both slavery and abortion deny the intrinsic dignity and worth of humans.  Both deprive human beings of their life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness. Both measure the worth of other human’s lives by what they can do for their owners/mothers. Both see others as nothing more than property. Ergo we have the terms “ni**er” or “non-viable tissue mass.”

Many are those who aide and abet evil. Amazon announced that it would reimburse employees $4,000 if they crossed state lines to get an abortion. It’s a federal violation if you cross a state line while stalking or harassing someone, but apparently not if you do so to kill your baby. In fact, you get paid for it!

And, incredibly, President Biden told the press that "Roe says what all basic mainstream religions have historically concluded, that the existence of a human life and being is a question. Is it at the moment of conception? Is it six months? Is it six weeks? Is it quickening, like Aquinas argued?" Huh? And then he added, "So, the idea that we’re going to make a judgment that is going to say that no one can make the judgment to choose to abort a child based on a decision by the Supreme Court, I think goes way overboard." Really? What else could the human forms with beating hearts and functioning brain waves in their mothers wombs possibly be?

Biden also released a statement saying: “At the federal level, we will need more pro-choice senators and a pro-choice majority in the House to adopt legislation that codifies Roe, which I will work to pass and sign into law.”

Biden, who purports to be Catholic, once supported overturning Roe v. Wade, but now sees political advantage to advocating for the mass slaughter of the most innocent and defenseless among us. He is to Catholicism as Jefferson Davis was to the abolitionist movement.

CNN Legal Analyst Laura Coates (not to be confused with CNN Legal Analyst Jeffrey “Hands On” Toobin) warned viewers of a “fundamental right” that could be taken away from us “with the stroke of a pen,” saying: "There are a lot of things now on the chopping block. And, Steve, you spoke about an earthquake. Well, a familiar phrase is ‘the slippery slope’ in the Supreme Court. That which you do in one area could extend to others. Well, fundamental rights include interstate travel, include the idea of same sex marriage, include same sex relationships, just to name a few. Now this is essentially gone. What’s next?"

Ironically enough Laura, President Biden has eschewed Constitutional directives and simply decreed laws “with the stroke of a pen” more than any other president in American history to this point in his tenure. And nowhere in the Constitution—or anywhere else for that matter—can a “fundamental right” to kill babies for one’s own convenience be found. Nor is there a “fundamental right” to same sex marriage, but don’t worry, SCOTUS is not going to overturn Obergefell v. Hodges. Neither will it ban “interstate travel.” Or put the kibosh on eating, drinking, scratching, farting, card-playing, or breathing.

I am sick and tired of hearing about “reproductive justice” and “a woman’s right to choose.” Real reproductive justice would be “allowing” the child you brought into being through your own actions/desire for sexual gratification to live. A woman doesn’t have “the right to choose” to club a baby seal to death (that would be so, like, cruel and “wrong!”). Nor does she have the “right” to drink and drive, pee on AOC’s shoes, buy a pack of smokes at 14-years-of-age, drive 80 miles-per-hour in a 40 miles-per-hour zone, etc., etc., etc. Neither does a man.

“Protect” abortion? How about we protect babies? Should we protect the “right” to kill-- or protect the right to life? How that question is answered will go a long way towards determining how long our society can last.

 

 

Nobody Can Take A Joke Anymore

 

The (ostensibly) free world was shocked when Will Smith assaulted Chris Rock onstage at the Oscars in March. For telling a joke. And then, just days ago, Dave Chapelle was assaulted by an armed man who rushed the stage during his Hollywood Bowl set at the “Netflix Is a Joke” comedy festival. Apparently because the assailant didn’t like the tone or topic of some of Chapelle’s humor.

This has understandably caused other comedians to fear for their own safety. Howie Mandel recently told E! News that the Oscars incident may have “opened the floodgates” to preposterous and violent actions like these. Mandel said, “We’re already, as comedians, being attacked as far as being canceled for something that you don’t like, something that you find offensive, something that you think is too soon. You saw what happened at the Academy Awards, and I thought violence triggers violence.”

He added, “I think this is the beginning of the end for comedy.”

 And that truly isn’t funny.

MSNBC Analyst Claims Democrats Are Saviors Of The American People

 

MSNBC political analyst-- and renowned clown car driver-- Fernand Amandi recently claimed that the Democratic Party is the savior of the American people. Amandi Told MSNBC host Tiffany Cross, while on The Cross Connection, “If the Department of Justice, and the attorney general, Merrick Garland, do not start issuing indictments-- not to the frontline of Proud Boys and picnickers of January 6 that led an insurrection-- but to the perpetrators of the crime: the members of Congress who we now know through text messages were plotters, the ringleaders at the top echelon of the Republican Party, up into including the Republican president, Donald Trump, voters are not going to believe that, they're gonna just think that it's political back-and-forth.” Huh? FBI plants and Capitol Police officers aided and abetted the walk-through of the Capitol Building by a few hundred misguided, but unarmed, folks upset at the direction of the county and the lack of input they had in the supposedly Democratic process. And yes, like many, they believed the election was essentially stolen from them. Possibly because it was. Speaking of crime, a number of them are still imprisoned in crappy conditions against their will and without charge or bail. The Department of “Justice” was weaponized and perverted by the Obama-Biden administration just as the FBI and CIA were.

Amandi opined that Democrats need a consolidated message to sell voters if they want to retain control of Congress after the 2022 midterm elections. That message, according to Amandi, should essentially be: Democrats are your saviors. Rings true, right? Yes, and “If you like your plan, you can keep your plan.” Oh, and always remember, “Arbeit Macht Frei.” Most Democrats don’t believe in the actual Savior-- or the Father, Son and the Holy Spirit for that matter. Reeks of the patriarchy and misogyny you see. And they would be insanely jealous of anyone who possessed such power. So they arrogate it to themselves.

After urging Attorney General Merrick Garland to help Democrats, Amandi stated: "The Democrats have a wonderful story to tell, and I think it could be distilled to something as simple as: The Democrats saved your life. They saved your job. They saved the economy. And now they're trying to save democracy from a Republican Party that no longer believes [in] it.” Later on he claimed the singular choice this November 8^th would be between Democracy and fascism, remarking, "If these Republicans gain control, they will not give it back.” (Yeah, right. See also Al Gore, Hillary Clinton, et. al.)

The only “story” the Democrats tell is a fictional one. It is disinformation, their specialty. They stole our liberty, bodily autonomy, health, and life in many cases, via their lockdowns and mandates. They stole our livelihoods-- and hindered our pursuit of happiness by denying us the ability to visit family members, travel freely, and attend weddings and funerals. They stole our breath, money and assets, votes, confidence in our institutions/media/elected and unelected officials, and our safety, security, and sanity. They have attempted to alter or erase our history, destroy our economy, and the notion of sexual complementarity. They have assaulted our children’s bodily integrity…as a last resort when they didn’t actually succeed in aborting them. They have promoted and subsidized violent (i.e. “mostly peaceful”) protests that burned down parts of our major cities, and labeled concerned parents and conservatives in general “terrorists,” even while importing illegal aliens and shuttling them around the country under cover of darkness on the taxpayers dime.

And they lied about all of it-- and called us racists, bigots—and fascists-- if we challenged them.

The truth is that everything Democrats/radical leftists (and there is sadly no longer any substantive difference between them) do shows their hatred of representative republics/democracy. And non-elitists.

As Reagan once said, this is “a time for choosing.” The time for losing is over. If we want to preserve “the last, best hope” we can no longer care what so-called “progressives” say about us. In fact, having tyrannical, entitled, baby-killing serial-liars slander and libel us should be a badge of honor. It is time to fight back. It is time to teach them a lesson. And save our democratic representative republic from destruction at the hands of these evil, hypocritical, projecting asshats.

 

 

 

 

 

Who Else Should Serve On The Government Disinformation Board?

 

The Department of Homeland Security has decided to create a “Disinformation Governance Board” Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas stated in congressional hearings held last week. Though Mayorkas attempted to link it to efforts to combat misinformation from human smugglers and to counter Russian cyber and election misinformation, no one really knows the extent of the board’s mission. Mayorkas said, “We have just established a mis- and disinformation governance board in the Department of Homeland Security to more effectively combat this threat, not only to election security but to our homeland security.”

 

The name of the new government entity reeks of various totalitarian nations’ attempts to control speech…as well as thought and behavior…and is mindful of George Orwell’s fictional “Ministry of Truth” as depicted in his seminal book “1984.”

 

The administration’s choice of an executive director to head the board, Nina Jankowicz, has not inspired confidence in the integrity of the DGB, either. Jankowicz has historically been a staunch supporter of Democrats. And she believed the shocking Hunter Biden laptop story was fabricated, part of a Kremlin influence operation. She has been wrong about numerous other things, as well, while seemingly labeling anything with which she disagrees as “disinformation.”

 

A younger Jankowicz was also apparently ridden with sexual fantasies about Harry Potter, as evidenced by songs she apparently wrote and sung with another young woman while in a two-person “musical group” called the “Moaning Myrtles.”

 

So, the question of the day is: who else should be on the Disinformation Governance Board under the peerless Jankowicz?

 

Perhaps Bill & Hillary Clinton? Adam Schiff? James Clapper? James Comey? Hunter Biden? Jussie Smollett? Pinocchio? Beelzebub?

 

Send in your recommendations now!

 

Democrats Blame Others For Inflation, Sun Sets In West

 

Preposterously, Congressional Democrats are blaming oil companies for high gasoline prices and are consequently considering legislation that would target "price gouging" in an attempt to bamboozle low-information voters prior to this November’s mid-term election. To that end, Bloomberg News reported that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer recently met to discuss ways in which Congress might address rising prices at the pump.

Nearly every policy action the Biden administration has taken since taking office has made hyper-inflation a certainty. Government can’t ban fracking, rescind leasing rights, cancel oil pipelines, punish all so-called “fossil fuel” industries, increase regulation, and print and spend money like never before and honestly expect any other outcome. However, it is politically necessary for Democrats to obfuscate this fact in the lead up to an election, particularly if they aren’t certain they can rig it in their favor. Plus, it’s in their blood. It’s what they do.

It is especially rich that Democrats continue to blame oil companies for high gas prices and “price gouging” when their policies necessarily drive up the price of petroleum-- and they keep increasing gasoline taxes. California, for instance, already has the nation's highest gas tax at 51 cents per gallon, and it will almost certainly increase it to 53.9 cents per gallon effective come the first of July. This despite the fact that California state Republicans recently introduced a bill that would have immediately suspended the gas tax in response to the surging prices. (The bill also would have provided for the backfilling of any projects as necessary from the state's $45 billion budget surplus.) Predictably, however, a sane proposal that would have helped out the state’s rapidly dwindling middle class stood no chance in the formerly Golden State. The proposal failed to secure enough votes, and is now almost as dead as many of California’s voters.

Incredibly, Gov. Newsom's office has also raised the possibility of issuing a rebate that could go towards partially offsetting the price increases afflicting the state’s residents. So, government would take your money via taxes, raise your taxes, and then spend your money to return some of it through a government-issued rebate. Not particularly efficient, but it does make perfect nonsense! I’m just surprised the state hasn’t yet offered free gas to illegal aliens.

To recap, Democrats accuse others of price gouging, but believe they have more right to your money than you do. Amazing.

And they are in control of both the legislative and executive branches of our government, though that may change after November 8^th of this year.

Unless they engage in “vote gouging.”

 

 

Schools Grooming Students To Question Their Bodies, Stay Away From Truth

 

City Journal’s Christopher F. Rufo reports that “Evanston–Skokie School District 65 has adopted a radical gender curriculum that teaches pre-kindergarten through third-grade students to celebrate the transgender flag, break the ‘gender binary’ established by white ‘colonizers,’ and experiment with neo-pronouns such as ‘ze,’ ‘zir,’ and ‘tree.’” (Tree?)

In his piece, Rufo claimed that he had “obtained the full curriculum documents, which are part of the Chicago-area district’s ‘LGBTQ+ Equity Week,’ which administrators adopted last year.”

 

This is yet another instance of an educational institution going all out to “groom”-- meaning indoctrinate— young children into acting, behaving, and identifying in ways that please and favor those in control of that educational institution. It is the creepiest form of coercion imaginable. It is an abuse of power. It is child abuse. It is monstrous. And it must stop.

 

Deliberately confusing pre-pubescent children about the most fundamental aspects of their beings, in  front of their peers, should be punishable by law. “Educators” that do so while attempting to hide that fact from their students’ parents should be incarcerated.

 

It is bizarre, but illuminating, that government schools are telling young children that they can identify as any sex or gender they wish to be, while at the same time telling them—and their parents—that they do not have the freedom to determine what goes into their bodies by way of government-mandated experimental injection. The only autonomy they want kids to possess is over something they can’t possibly control. Biology. God’s will.

 

Most of those in government, and nearly all of those in the “Democratic” Party, want to be the arbiters of truth. Because, if you get to determine what the truth is, your power will be total—and endless.

The more tyrannical the government, the more it despises honesty and transparency. And, as Orwell noted, “The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those that speak it.”  

We have seen that with the shameless attacks on Joe Rogan, Elon Musk, and countless others. We have seen that with Dr. Robert Malone, and physicians who opposed vaccine and/or mask mandates. We have seen that with President Trump getting kicked off Twitter.

And you can imagine what’s happened to true conservatives, especially those who have no real fame, fortune or power. Untold numbers of bloggers, tweeters, Youtubers and Facebook-posters have been shadow-banned, “cancelled,” de-platformed, demonetized, demonized. Our intolerant elite rulers have successfully fostered a culture of lies.

And now we are witnessing the creation of the Biden administration’s Government Disinformation Board Ministry of Truth. Frightening.

Orwell again: “In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”

You can bet the new Government Disinformation Board will deem that quote to be “disinformation.”

 

 

 

 

 

The Top Twenty Things I Wish Elon Musk Would Buy Next

Elon Musk’s purchase of Twitter, though not finalized as of this writing, has caused leftists and other assorted cranks and poke-noses to whine, cry, and hold their breath while stomping their feet. It has gladdened and amused most of the rest of us, many of whom have been victims of the vast left-wing media conspiracy. Especially so as virtually all other major social media outlets, and the mainstream media as a whole, are far to the left of center. 

It has also caused some of us, myself included, to ponder what else Musk could purchase…or could have purchased…at least in a dream world. Ergo, the following is a list of entities I wish Musk could acquire. Drumroll please.

                  The Top Twenty Things I Wish Elon Musk Would/Could Buy Next:

1)      The U.N. (Could he get this international den of thieves and authoritarians to grant equal time to Israel?)

2)      San Francisco (Since he founded Tesla and SpaceX and made them successful, perhaps he could get the needles and feces off the streets and sidewalks of the City by The Bay.)

3)      Ben & Jerry’s (Instead of naming ice cream after progressive political candidates, perhaps the company could start giving its frozen dairy confections monikers that pertain to their flavors or ingredients. Crazy, I know.)

4)      Netflix (Goodbye Barack and Michelle, hello to shows that don’t slander straight white males and Christians?)

5)      Gillette (Instead of demonizing masculinity and celebrating transgenderism, perhaps the company could focus on, oh, I don’t know, maybe making quality shaving products?)

6)      Starbucks (Turns out, there is no need for political indoctrination with your coffee order!)

7)      Target (Perhaps the retailer could go back to having separate bathrooms and changing rooms for men and women-- and having more than two or three non-self-service checkout lanes open.)

8)      Disney (Some have suggested this already, for obvious reasons. Copycatting here.)

9)      Nike (Phil Knight is also a billionaire, so not likely. But Musk could move the company from Oregon to, say, Texas, Florida, South Dakota, or Tennessee. And stop the ceaseless flow of money from Nike to the University of Oregon. Maybe then the school’s football team wouldn’t debut a new uniform every week, most of them looking like something RuPaul might wear after a few cocktails and magic mushrooms. If “she” were a football player.)

10)   The Washington Post (Jeff Bezos is almost as rich as Musk is, so this won’t happen, either. But it should. Musk’s tweets are better examples of “journalism” than can be found in this rag.)

11)   MSNBC (He could do the world a solid by pink-slipping Joy Reid.)

12)   PBS (What’s worse than indoctrination? Government funded-- meaning taxpayer funded-- indoctrination. What’s worse than government funded indoctrination? Condescending, boring government funded indoctrination. Musk could make PBS freer, more open-minded, more diverse in terms of thought, more fun…and more interesting.)

13)   NPR (See above.)

14)   Venezuela (If Musk can single-handedly start a company that can get rockets to space and back, surely he could jump-start the economy of the nation that was once the richest in Latin America.)

15)   Space (Hard to put a price on “space,” but what a wonderful solar system it would be if Musk could purchase it out from under the tyrannical and imperialistic noses of China and the Soviet Union Russia.)

16)   The FBI (Instead of its agents investigating innocent, garden-variety Americans, perhaps they could investigate why crime is rampant and our borders are open. Elon?)*

17)   The DHS (See above.)*

18)   The DOJ (See above.)*

19)   The CIA (Instead of playing politics and trying to oust an American president its leaders don’t like, is it too much to ask that it gather helpful intelligence and attempt to protect the U.S. from foreign enemies? Elon?)*

20)   The Defense Intelligence Agency (If Musk oversaw this agency, perhaps we could find out why Biden’s America left no less than $7 billion in military equipment in Afghanistan. Perhaps we could even put the “defense” and “intelligence” back into the agency.)*

*Yes, I know these are government agencies, but perhaps a couple of them shouldn’t be.

 

 

 

Absurdity Today

 

Absurdity Today:

*Leftists and Great Re-setters believe in a one-world government…but an infinite number of genders. Ponder that. Crazy on steroids.

*Many atheists say that science has rendered belief in God implausible. Which is odd, because those who believe in God don’t say that faith renders belief in science implausible. Who is tolerant, open-minded, reasonable?

*Adbusters, a radical environmental group, recently took to Twitter to tell people to let the air out of other people’s SUVs in an apparent attempt to combat climate change. The group tweeted: “So here’s what we do: Wedge gravel in the tire valves, leaflet the SUV to let them know the tires are flat and why it was done, and walk away. It’s that simple. If we organize, we can hit enough SUVs in particular neighborhoods to spark reporting and spread the metameme." In response, SUV owners should call for the harassment of environmental groups to combat intolerance, ignorance, and insanity.

 

*Progressives, who have spent much of the past, oh, century or so berating Republicans for allegedly being in bed with Big Business, are now suddenly aghast that Republican Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis has stood up to criticism Disney Corporation has made regarding his desire to protect parents’ right to know what their children are being taught in the public schools their tax dollars pay for. Disney is the beneficiary of unique and staggering government largesse stemming from a 1967 deal in which the company was granted near total control over the 27,000 acres of the Reedy Creek Improvement District on which it sits.

 

*Former White House coronavirus response coordinator Dr. Deborah Birx recently stated that health and government officials never promised that the vaccines would prevent infection or transmission, though that is precisely what all previous vaccines were designed to do. Instead, Birx claimed that the experimental jabs were only intended to help “protect against severe disease and hospitalization.” Yes, and condoms aren’t meant to prevent one from becoming pregnant, but to help “protect against severe pregnancy and hospitalization.” So, why were the vaccines against polio, measles, the mumps, and smallpox designed to keep one from contracting… polio, measles, the mumps, and smallpox?