Drag queen story hours have become
as ubiquitous as Pride Month advertisements from major corporations. In recent
years, the DQs have been targeting younger and younger audiences. It seems that
nary a kindergarten or Sunday school class has been able to resist the amorphous
charms of men dressed as women reading from barely disguised hymnals of transexual
and homosexual hype.
This trend recently reached a new
zenith when a Virginia library invited preschoolers, toddlers and babies
to a drag queen story hour to Celebrate
Pride! Month. Your four-month-old can’t understand language yet? No
problem! Before he/she/xie/they can say “mommy/daddy/parental unit/menstruator,”
we can make sure he/she/xie/they have the tools to avoid being sucked into the pernicious
trap the white supremacist patriarchy has set for him/her/xie/they.
But why wait until kids are
actually born to indoctrinate them into the cult of non-binary pangenderism? Why
not have a drag queen story hour for the pre-born? Get to them in the womb
before they are so arbitrarily assigned a gender at birth! Prenatal drag
queen story hours should be a no-brainer. Who doesn’t want their fetus to be fabulous!
Even if they choose to abort it after the story hour.
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