Some years ago, I worked for a
popular semi-national outdoor retailer. We had mostly great and knowledgeable
people working there, people who knew the outdoors. It wasn’t worth it for most
customers to go across the street to the truly national big box retailer to
save a few cents on this item and a couple of bucks on that one, as its
employees were unable to provide the service (and passion) that ours did. We
took our jobs seriously and did them well, but we also had fun. We wore “I-Rads”
(basically a high-tech walkie-talkie with earbuds) to communicate with each
other, so we could help customers faster. At the time, we had a custom mix of
music play softly over the store’s public address system and through our
I-Rads, as well. We had impromptu “guess
the artist contests,” and joked around quite a bit, never crossing the line or
engaging in profanity or “hate speech.” We had nicknames like “Stubby,” “Big
E,” “U-Man,” “TC,” and “Purple Haze.”
Unfortunately, over time, the
family atmosphere gradually dissolved as successive waves of failed corporate
retreads were brought into upper echelons of our corporate management as we,
too, grew ever larger, as if they could succeed in the outdoor retail industry
when they could not in the industry from whence they came. Corporate Speak took
over. We spent more and more time on conference calls, talking of “best
practices,” “takeaways,” and “KPIs,” and less and less time serving our
customers…even as we discussed the importance of customer service at length in
our backroom management meetings.
Political correctness was stressed above all
else. We had many training sessions and interactive role-play exercises to make
sure we wouldn’t offend anyone in “marginalized communities.” We were not
allowed to use the I-rads for anything but business, the business now
being more about trying to sell extended warranties and sign folks up for
credit cards, and less about outfitting people for a great outdoor experience. These
new management teams kept chipping away at our individuality, as our individual
rights went away, too. (The store manager at the time I left the company had an
MSNBC News Update App on his cell phone. I felt that was illustrative. He knew
about as much about hunting, fishing and camping as AOC or Rep. Jerry Nadler.)
Whether they were all leftists or
not, I don’t know for sure, but, like all leftists, they were hypocrites. I
won’t waste the time to tell the stories here, but they were legion. And they
would often smirk at inappropriate times, such as when making an associate feel
bad or small. Yet, when someone made a good-taste joke or pun, they would often
say, “It’s not that funny, is it?” Over time it became clear that, like all
good leftists, they disdained humor, that life-sustaining anomaly of homo
sapiens. Big corporations-- and those who run them—often disdain humor because
therein lies true individuality and control. And often, more than a little
truth. They hate humor because they fear it, as they hate and fear anything
that can interfere with their own power or give those over whom they rule
pleasure that they themselves haven’t previously sanctioned.
In the span of two or three years,
we went from humming Bob Seger and Brad Paisley while servicing our burgeoning
client base…to internalizing the last line of Al Stewart’s 1970s masterpiece, Roads
to Moscow: “…and the steely, Russian skies go on…Forever.”
The corporate geniuses couldn’t
figure out why our customers disappeared, as well.
Why do I tell this tale?
The same thing is now happening on
a national level, to America as a whole. Leftists have taken control of our
government and our institutions. These hypocrites tell us to do as they say,
not as they do. They are continually chipping away at our individuality and our
individual rights. They are arrogant but incompetent. They are smothering
creativity, thought, speech and productivity under a vast leaden blanket of
critical race theory and political correctness. They turn vibrant colors into
dull greys, even as they see Black and white everywhere. And they generally disdain
humor.
The company I worked for eventually
filed for bankruptcy. It was purchased for pennies on the dollar and is now
headed by an anti-Trump zealot.
Think about that for a minute.
It’s not that funny…is it?
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