San Francisco is full of crap.
Literally as well as figuratively. Its
leftist ruler’s shitty ideas have led to an epidemic of homeless people
treating its streets and sidewalks as if they comprised one giant all-gender
bathroom. The City by the Bay has finally been moved to act after its residents
registered tens of thousands of
complaints about the staggering amount of feces strewn about downtown areas.
Enter “The Poop Patrol.” This squad will consist of five staffers and a
supervisor who will each don protective gear and scour “brown zones” in search
of human excrement. The team will be provided with a special vehicle replete
with a steam cleaner and disinfectant. Talk about your shitty jobs.
But maybe not. The San Francisco Chronicle reports that each member of this elite
unit will cost The Golden City $184,678 in salary and benefits. Frisco’s mayor,
London Breed (!), acknowledged the cost, saying: “We’re spending a lot of money
to address this problem.”
The city already spends $12 million
a year tidying up homeless encampments, $2.8 million a year for a crew to wash
down these camps and remove any biohazards, $3.1 million annually for portable
toilets, well over $1 million per annum for the provision and cleanup of needles used by illegal drug addicts, and, well, you
get the idea.
And now, $830,977-a-year for the
new “Poop Patrol” to “actively hunt down and clean up human waste.” The
Chronicle blithely noted, “the poop patrollers earn $71,760 a year, which
swells to $184,678 with mandated benefits.”
To which one can only reply, “no
shit?”
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