According to a report from thesun.co.uk, a “robot” has “had
its first period in an incredible scientific feat which brings us a step closer
to creating robots in our own image.” Do we really
want our future robots to be “on the
rag?” Why?! I thought Alice Cooper said only women bleed. I guess it’s a brave
new world. Will we soon have to run to the store to purchase “feminine” hygiene
products for our menstruating- and embarrassed- A.I. robot masters? What kind
of a bizarro world would that be? We are in such a rush to dismiss any and all
differences between actual, living, in-the-flesh human sexes, it would be
surpassingly strange if we wanted to make sure our advanced machines of the future could menstruate.
None-the-less,
according to the report, scientists at Northwestern University used human cells
to successfully recreate a female reproductive system “in a box.” (Insert your
own witticism here).
After
activating their Frankensteinian creation, researchers claim the book-sized
“biobot,” dubbed EVATAR (get it?), completed its first menstrual cycle. Yay!
What comes first, the robot or the
egg? Just kidding. It’s the progressive person thinking about having sex with
an artificially-menstruating A.I. sex-bot named Mercedes, obviously.
The future of artificial
intelligence and its reproduction appears bright. The future of humanity…not so
much.
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