Wednesday, April 5, 2017

ISIS Message Targets Trump

The Islamic State released a message Tuesday directly targeting President Donald Trump, Reuters reported. Abi al-Hassan al-Muhajer, a “spokesman” for the terror group, purportedly released the following statement on the messaging app Telegram: “America you have drowned and there is no savior, and you have become prey for the soldiers of the caliphate in every part of the earth, you are bankrupt and the signs of your demise are evident to every eye. There is no more evidence than the fact that you are being run by an idiot who does not know what Syria or Iraq or Islam is.”

                Democrats generally hailed the message as “constructive” and “heartening.”

                Maxine Waters said, “This is just what we have been saying to the American people, what we have bent over backward to make clear!”
                Nancy Pelosi remarked, “Trump is an idiot. Everyone with a brain and a heart knows that. This is really, I think, a wise and sober statement.”
                Former President Obama released a statement saying in part: “Maybe some good can come out of this, finally. We have to be able to recognize the problem and not be afraid to call it what it is.”
                Michael Moore agreed, saying, “The enemy of my enemy…is my friend.”
                A visibly relieved Susan Rice, former National Security Advisor to President Barack Obama, and now under scrutiny for unmasking surveilled members of the Trump administration, observed: “Finally! Some substantive, real news!”
                Rachel Maddow, on MSNBC, said that “she didn’t know how” the Reuters report ended up in her mailbox, but none-the-less was quick to tout the “Trump: Even ISIS Thinks He’s An Idiot” edition of her show as a “cable television exclusive,” that could “bring down the president.”
                Chris Matthews expressed hope, on his own MSNBC show, that ISIS and “certain elements of the U.S. government” could work together to eliminate the threat posed to the United States…by the Trump administration.
                Trump responded, as usual, via Twitter, tweeting: “Go lay by your dish, Abi al-Hassan al-Muhajer, you hairy piece of crap! Bad guy…really bad guy!”
                                              *Parody Alert!*Parody Alert!*Parody Alert!


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