The Islamic State released a
message Tuesday directly targeting President Donald Trump, Reuters reported.
Abi al-Hassan al-Muhajer, a “spokesman” for the terror group, purportedly
released the following statement on the messaging app Telegram: “America you
have drowned and there is no savior, and you have become prey for the soldiers
of the caliphate in every part of the earth, you are bankrupt and the signs of
your demise are evident to every eye. There is no more evidence than the fact
that you are being run by an idiot who does not know what Syria or Iraq or
Islam is.”
Democrats
generally hailed the message as “constructive” and “heartening.”
Maxine
Waters said, “This is just what we
have been saying to the American people, what we have bent over backward to
make clear!”
Nancy
Pelosi remarked, “Trump is an idiot.
Everyone with a brain and a heart knows that. This is really, I think, a wise
and sober statement.”
Former
President Obama released a statement saying in part: “Maybe some good can come out
of this, finally. We have to be able to recognize the problem and not be afraid
to call it what it is.”
Michael
Moore agreed, saying, “The enemy of my enemy…is my friend.”
A
visibly relieved Susan Rice, former National Security Advisor to President Barack
Obama, and now under scrutiny for unmasking surveilled members of the Trump
administration, observed: “Finally! Some substantive, real news!”
Rachel
Maddow, on MSNBC, said that “she didn’t know how” the Reuters report ended up
in her mailbox, but none-the-less was quick to tout the “Trump: Even ISIS
Thinks He’s An Idiot” edition of her show as a “cable television exclusive,”
that could “bring down the president.”
Chris
Matthews expressed hope, on his own MSNBC show, that ISIS and “certain elements
of the U.S. government” could work together to eliminate the threat posed to
the United States…by the Trump administration.
Trump
responded, as usual, via Twitter, tweeting: “Go lay by your dish, Abi al-Hassan
al-Muhajer, you hairy piece of crap! Bad guy…really bad guy!”
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